Define the 'perfect' NSC thread.

[Uncle C]

Mine has never arrived, but has come close.

It would only contain postings from people on my ignore list. They could moan on at each other in a wrist slashing debate without my having to listen.

Oh, and at least one piccy of a naked woman.

 

[Braders]

A funny , chilled out one with no hate or anger or twatiness


I can dream

 

[Blackadder]

Mine has never arrived, but has come close.

It would only contain postings from people on my ignore list. They could moan on at each other in a wrist slashing debate without my having to listen.

Oh, and at least one piccy of a naked woman.

If they were all on your ignore list would you be able to see it?

 

[Napper]

A good Albion discussion without the need to go off on wanky tangent.

You know who you are

 

[Marshy]

A Thread Full of Beautiful Ladies 4....

 

[strings]

A funny , chilled out one with no hate or anger or twatiness


I can dream

Followed by a flounce because somebody misunderstood a perfectly harmless comment in the thread.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

3 flounces
2 naked women
Someone using the insult "Scraggly Hoof"
The return of Stockport Jamie

 

[Bozza]

It would take place on a Friday, with the first post taking place mid-morning.

After a few innocent and constructive posts, the touch-paper will be lit by one of the group of usual suspects. The thread would soon degenerate into the worst kind of binfest, with the abuse only broken up by those pulling up a chair and popping open the Pringles.

All over this great nation, tools will largely be downed as the binfest escalates and becomes essential viewing for many. The flounces will come thick and fast, but most are unable to keep true to their word and come back for more.

As people knock-off for the weekend, the thread will peter out but will be bounced a few times during the evening with comments such as "Absolutely superb - can't believe I missed this first time round."

 

[Stoo82]

You have been here to long Bozza!

 

[BIGPOPPAPUMP]

Don't get much more perfect then the Jamie thread really.

 

[Philzo-93]

Well the best NSC thread I'd come across had to be when that football fan bloke wanted someone on here as a representative for the Albion on this blog thing, looked like a blatent spam. So a few people took the mickey out of the scenario to which he didnt like one bit.

As a result of his tolerance, some of the NSCer's managed to find his contact details and decided to publicise them

A memorable day on NSC

 

[withdeanwombat]

It would take place on a Friday, with the first post taking place mid-morning.

After a few innocent and constructive posts, the touch-paper will be lit by one of the group of usual suspects. The thread would soon degenerate into the worst kind of binfest, with the abuse only broken up by those pulling up a chair and popping open the Pringles.

All over this great nation, tools will largely be downed as the binfest escalates and becomes essential viewing for many. The flounces will come thick and fast, but most are unable to keep true to their word and come back for more.

As people knock-off for the weekend, the thread will peter out but will be bounced a few times during the evening with comments such as "Absolutely superb - can't believe I missed this first time round."

Then the racist comments will appear,and the posts which bring the legal challenges...............and then you close NSC down for a couple of days.

 

[Philzo-93]

Then the racist comments will appear,and the posts which bring the legal challenges...............and then you close NSC down for a couple of days.

then the Argus will get hold of it and make a big deal about it and place it on their backpage because they've got sweet shit all to put on there!

And Bozza will present a statement that shall be printed in the article too...

 

[Bozza]

Good, good.

Anyway it is just that sort of time on a Friday so can someone please kick things off. I'm heading to the shops and looking forward to something juicy when I get back.

 

[Gerbil]

Jamie the Stockport fan.

 

[Trufflehound]

The perfect thread would have a picture of a hover car in it.

Or a dog in a dress.

Better still, a dog in a dress in a hover car.

Something like this:

Oh, and naked women too...

 

[John Bumlick]

preferably a mildy offensive thread
about the user formerly known as downloaded pengoon.
everything would get blown out of proportion and
dodgy, unconfirmed accusations would fly.
obviously, it would end with threats of legal action.

 

[sydney]

the posh spice thread was class.
turienzo's recent offerings have been notably worthwhile.
the blocked toilet and wanking at work threads had potential but were sadly,not well supported.
anything that ridicules palace.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

A Thread Full of Beautiful Ladies 4....

This.

 

[Malcolm Millichip]

A funny , chilled out one with no hate or anger or twatiness

shut it you naive, snivelling toerag.