Defences win you championships, strikers win you games !!

[HastingsSeagull]

In most American sports it's "Offence wins games, Defence wins championships" so maybe he's a fan lol

 

[keaton]

In rugby union there's "Forwards win matches, the backs decide by how many."

 

[kevtherev]

If your auntie had bollocks, she would be your uncle.

 

[kevtherev]

up the bum,no harm done

Not sure Freddie Mercury would agree with that one.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Two in the pink, one in the stink

 

[Rookie]

if the river runs red use the dirt track instead

(bit out of context but)