Dear Jim

[Beach Hut]

Dear Jim,

Please can you fix it for me to be a normal person so I don't delude myself into believing everyone likes me and I have friends.

Lots of love

Ernest
(age 12 and a half)

 

[Braders]

shocking




























Ernest is nearly 13?

 

[sams dad]

 

[Ernest]

Dear Jim,
Will you please ask the Sussex Police to return my AK47 so I can blast Beach Hut into next week.

Thank you,

Ernest (Aged nearly 13 actually)

 

[Kryten]

Dear Jim,

Please can you fix it for me to be a normal person so I don't delude myself into believing everyone likes me and I have friends.

Lots of love

Ernest
(age 12 and a half)

ernest has hacked your account?

 

[St.George]

Ernest




































not forgetting TC of course!

























oh and braders is a chav!

 

[Braders]

oh and braders is a chav!

Dear Jim

can i have some new Burberry please

Braders (aged 18 but mental age about 4)

 

[St.George]

Dear Jim

can i have some new Burberry please

Braders (aged 18 but mental age about 4)

christmas is just round the corner! just think of all the burberry you could aquire during the festive season!

 

[Kev the Ape]

dear jim
can i have a 150 quid stone island jumper, and trish stratus in my bed so i can shag the pants of her

 

[Dover]

Dear Jim

Can Sussex Police now section Ernest as he wishes to run around with an AK47, is attempting acupunctue and splattering blood on the carpet, and his postings give me nightmares!

Dover, mental age 6

 

[Ernest]

Dear Jim

Can Sussex Police now section Ernest as he wishes to run around with an AK47, is attempting acupunctue and splattering blood on the carpet, and his postings give me nightmares!

Dover, mental age 6

They've only just let me out but the bastards kept my AK47

 

[Dover]

Quick question. Could you post on the "Sussex By The Sea" thread please!

Thanks in advance. Dover.

 

[Braders]

christmas is just round the corner! just think of all the burberry you could aquire during the festive season!

but thats AGES

 

[St.George]

has your t-shirt arrived in the post yet?

 

[Dover]

Patience. I hope you have written Santa a letter, Braders.