Daylight robbery special delivery

[Frutos]

Nothing 'shop bought' here, thank you Mrs Frutos

No, no, you misunderstand me Mrs. Nylon.

I first discovered this when I bought some by mistake from our local church fete, then decided I should try making it myself as it was so nice.

Here, try some...

 

[Bry Nylon]

Ah, thank you Mrs Frutos. I'll just pop the little red and white chequered jar cover and elastic band down here, next to Woman of Harvey's handbag.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Well would you believe it ? Its 9.51am and still no first post. In my view employing coloureds was always going to cause problems. Well of course it would.They've no concept of time you see. Thats how the empire became so strong, good time pieces and strict adherence to the basic rules of common decency. Ooh, my hips playing me up today, I've been on a waiting list for 7 years, 7 years I tell you. But its the blacks you see, they go straight to the top of the list. Especially those chaps who play jazz. The most common operation for jazz musicians you see. Hip replacement that is.

Tea cake anyone ?

 

[Frutos]

Ah, thank you Mrs Frutos. I'll just pop the little red and white chequered jar cover and elastic band down here, next to Woman of Harvey's handbag.

Do let me know what you think of it Mrs. Nylon, I find it particularly nice on toast after my morning boiled egg and soldiers and my tea (poured from a teapot into a fine bone china cup with a saucer, naturally)

 

[Man of Harveys]

**campest thread EVER**

Shall we have a singsong?

 

[Bry Nylon]

...as soon as I have wiped Mrs Frutos' delicious curd from my lips.

 

[H block]

It all sounds a bit like SCR during the week.

Ah and now we have Edith from Eastbourne............

Edith (78) I hear you want advice on how join a swingers club.
Well Edith we have Reg on the other line who specialises in Hedonistic swinging nights in the your area.

 

[Man of Harveys]

#DAISY DAISY, GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER DO#

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Ooh Mrs Nylon you are a one. Would you care to sample my freshly baked buns ?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Ooh Mrs Nylon you are a one. Would you care to sample my freshly baked buns ?

*miffed at not being offered one* I had bigger buns than THAT down my way during the war! And there was a war on! War, yes.

 

[Frutos]

During the war...

 

[Bry Nylon]

Nasty piece of work, that Hitler.

delightful buns, Mrs Years.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Well we all know about you and the war Mrs Harveys. 'The forces sweetheart' my foot. More like a one woman landing strip.

 

[Frutos]

Ooh Mrs Nylon you are a one. Would you care to sample my freshly baked buns ?

Would you care to put some of my marmalade between your buns Mrs. Years?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Would you look at me, I've dribbled Mrs Frutos's marmalade all down my front. Pass me a kleenex would you someone, before it drips on to my pussy.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Would you look at me, I've dribbled Mrs Frutos's marmalade all down my front. Pass me a kleenex would you someone, before it drips on to my pussy.

Here luv, use this hankie to wipe yer snatch

*rummages in Mrs Harvey's handbag*

 

[Man of Harveys]

Well we all know about you and the war Mrs Harveys. 'The forces sweetheart' my foot. More like a one woman landing strip.

Well...I had to do something after my Terry's diddler was chafed at Monte Cassino *FARTS* ooh, these are nice, I'll have another

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Yes I know love we never blamed you. We did what we had to do in those days. How are you kids doing ? I heard your Fanny moved south.

 

[Wozza]

Frrrrraaaaaaaaaaank!

 

[Man of Harveys]

I heard your Fanny moved south.

South, yes. And my lovely little Titty followed soon after.