David Lynch

[Volvic]

He's great aint he?

 

[aftershavedave]

are you really twatford o?

 

[Volvic]

are you really twatford o?

He was my daddy...........

 

[Da Man Clay]

5-1. Now f*** off.

Who is David Lynch come to think of it?

 

[Volvic]

5-1. Now f*** off.

Who is David Lynch come to think of it?

He is a film director. Who are you? And whats with the 5-1?

 

[Robot Chicken]

 

[Volvic]

We played you off the park until our captain got sent off with a dodgy decision. Like you we are gahhhnnn dahhhhhnnnnnnn

 

[Da Man Clay]

It was only 4-1, Christopher!

Christ, just thinking about it, when you think of how shit we are, then think that only a couple of weeks ago we RAPED Orient, won 4-1, and it should have been easily 6 or 7. How f***ing AWFUL does that make them? Almost beyond belief I would say

My bad, I had forgotten it was only 4-1. First time I have lost count at an Albion game as itcould have been about 8.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Like you we are gahhhnnn dahhhhhnnnnnnn

Absolutely correct.

 

[Volvic]

I reckon we will pull through. Youre doomed though. At least we have a promotion winning manager.......

 

[Volvic]

Hmm it's a tough one. In all seriousness, we will go down if we don't bring in new players. That's more or less fact, as the current wasters couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag. Orient, on the other hand, are difficult to call right now. I actually thought you would do quite well this season, but it hasn't happened. However, you do seem to have some experienced players, and you can score goals, so if I had to go one way or the other, I would definitely say you WILL stay up. It might just be a case of taking a few months to acclimatise to a new division, but in the end I think there will be four worse teams.

A fair assessment. Once we tighten up I reckon we will be OK. I still reckon theres not a team that play better football in the division.

 

[Trigger]

I AM SO DON.

 

[Volvic]

I AM SO DON.

NO! I AM SO DON...........

 

[Pevenseagull]

didn't think Dune was quite as bad as some of the critics made out





it was still shit though

 

[Volvic]

didn't think Dune was quite as bad as some of the critics made out





it was still shit though

Mullholland Drive?

 

[Pevenseagull]

Mullholland Drive?

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