Drink! Crash! Lampost! Cell! Wanker!
Drink! Crash! Lampost! Cell! Wanker!
you know it's going to be
Bail! Court! Not Guity!
Indeed.
I reckon he'll go down the ol' - "The lampost just come up to me from nowhere like, so I 'ad to 'itit: it woz self defence" - line.
1. I'm surprised that a player as self-absorbed as Bentley drives a Porsche and not a Bentley