David Beckham Caption Competition

[BrightonDom]

 

[magoo]

Hold me now
Don't cry, don't say a word
Just hold me now
And I will know -
Though we're apart, we'll always be together
Forever in love
What do you say when words are not enough?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

That Keane is such a WANKER

 

[Theatre of Trees]

I said you'd better call Ghostbusters ref, there's some ectoplasm stalking me.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

you know ..

 

[Tooting Gull]

I shagged Posh before you did. She still calls me...

 

[BrightonDom]

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Ref: "Son, I was better than you once .... wanker. You'll never go all the way!"

 

[magoo]

Why have you got a big green dildo coming out of your mouth?

 

[Spicy]

Take a look into my eyes
Tell me what you see
Take a look into my eyes
Tell me is it true?
Take a look into my eyes
Oh when I look at you
Take a look into my eyes
Tell me is it me?
Is it really me?

 

[Kaney]

B...E...C...K...H...A...............M

See I can do it ref

 

[dougdeep]

"You're lovely when you're angry."

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I will give you a tenner for one of those David.

 

[essbee]

OI, beckim, Do you want to buy a battleship?

It's got twelve-inch barrels

 

[Braders]

"you are a WANKER Beckham"

thats what i would have said

 

[junior]

Gis' a Kiss

 

[bigc]

ref: you're it!

 

[withdeanwombat]

Good evening Mr Bechham.

Weren't you lucky enough to make your debut against the Great Brighton and Hove Albion at the Goldstone Ground.

You lucky devil,you.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Sorry Mr Beckham,my keyboards bin at the Famous Grouse again.