Dave the Gaffer, keep an eye on your DAUGHTER

[Marc]

Crabtree - what are you blithering on about ?

too much caffiene innit

 

[CHAPPERS]

Crabtree - what are you blithering on about ?

Ignore him, he get's like this when he's had too much coffee.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

f*** knows!

 

[Safeway]

SHUT UP, Crabtree.

 

[Marc]

all in the name of FUN innit like munching into a subway you know the foot long meatball one with mayo and fillings and a nice refreshing 7UP to wash it down with and a packet of crisps at the end to fill the small gap left from the SUBBERS I didnt get a hat but I saw some bloke off a TV adevrt and hes funny looking cos he talks to himself like gollum from lord of the mutha rings yeah

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

GG - Your signature makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

''Drinking too much Jim Beam than is wise''??

Makes as much sense as his racing tips

 

[Artois]

all in the name of FUN innit like munching into a subway you know the foot long meatball one with mayo and fillings and a nice refreshing 7UP to wash it down with and a packet of crisps at the end to fill the small gap left from the SUBBERS I didnt get a hat but I saw some bloke off a TV adevrt and hes funny looking cos he talks to himself like gollum from lord of the mutha rings yeah

And BREATH......



f***ing Jester

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Time for my nap.



Nurse !!!!!!

 

[Safeway]

See what you're missing out on, DKM?!

 

[Hungry Joe.]

DKM sounds like a sexy perfume.

 

[Brovion]

Yes, yes we ARE moany old gits Crabtree. However there's no need to mock us just because we smell funny and can't make it to the toilet on time. You'll be like us one day - and sooner than you think as well, you mark my words. young feller-me-lad.

 

[Marc]

i'm already theremate, fancy a game of Bridge tonight?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Is Dave on the train tomorrow??

 

[Artois]

Is Dave on the train tomorrow??

Yes. Yes he is.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Is Dave on the train tomorrow??

yes he is, and you dare!!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

MARVELLOUS SCENES

 

[Marc]

hahaha DAMN thats gonna be funny

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

i'm already theremate, fancy a game of Bridge tonight?

make it cribbage and you are on ......

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

DKM sounds like a sexy perfume.

I refer you to Brovians' posting .........

 

[Lady Bracknell]

...I'm sure the NHS has an "Elderly Internet Forum" for you so you can chat to Doris about WWI

There's a fearfully long waiting list to get on there though.