Dart Team Fines

[TheWolf]

I have just joined a pub darts team. They do not have in place a fine system to increase the end of season piss up. I have vague memories of whats eligible to be fined and would appreciate suggestions from those who have a fine system in place in their team.

Such as fined for hitting less than 10 with 3 darts.

Obviously need quite a few offences so feel free to help me out.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Talking out of turn, that's a fine.
Staring out the window, that's a fine.
Looking at my sandals, that's a fine.
Paddling the dart team canoe, you bet that's a fine.

 

[Frutos]

Some kind of fine for anyone managing to miss the board completely with a dart?

 

[Rangdo]

A fine for playing a shit game like darts?

 

[crodonilson]

A fine for doing a steaming fart that puts off whoever is at the dartboard at that moment....£1

A fine for eating olives....50p

 

[desprateseagull]

a fine for making / paying too many fines?

- chatting up the WAG of other team players? upsetting the opponents & their WAG's gets a bonus..

- still having more than half a pint left by end of your game (wuss..)

- giving wrong tarhets for finish scores- eg, double 14 instead of double 15..

- talking/ dressing like Bobby George.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

A fine for asking how to put up the dart board?

 

[Wardy]

Scoring under a set score with 3 darts, with a bigger fine for scoring 3 with 3 darts.

Missing the board

Set fine for each leg you lose

Busting a score

Ending up in mad house