My (Tory) father is a fine deliverer of dad jokes. When I mentioned I was attending a Labour Party meeting he asked if I would be lonely, and whether the meeting was being held in a telephone box. And a perennial favourite is to say "that's worth about 5 pence" whenever a price is mentioned/provided in euros.
I do like old school dad jokes, so what are your favourites?
I do like old school dad jokes, so what are your favourites?