curry house

[empire]

just had a superb tikka dhansak,hot and sour,just right with cheese naan,sag aloo and bombay,whats your tickle.think i have eaten too much,cant see me performing between the sheets tonight,

 

[Bozza]

Bit early in the evening to have finished a curry isn't it?

 

[empire]

the plan was to eat early,empty then spend a night pleasuring the mrs,now it feels like im going to doze and thenshit the bed

 

[Gully]

...sounds like there may be a Dutch oven on the horizon, don't think that will help your performance, may I suggest sleeping outside tonight as it looks like remaining warm!

 

[Bry Nylon]

just had a superb tikka dhansak,hot and sour,just right with cheese naan,sag aloo and bombay,whats your tickle.think i have eaten too much,cant see me performing between the sheets tonight,

after all that I can see you performing ON the sheets...

...back from holiday, by the way. Hello again everybody

 

[Turkey]

Re: Re: curry house

after all that I can see you performing ON the sheets...

...back from holiday, by the way. Hello again everybody

I'm considering a curry tonight. Not really clued up on curries though and got a very, very long day tomorrow and an early starts. So I must not get the shits!

Awaits suggestions that will do me a lot of harm.

 

[Gully]

Go for something like a Chicken Balti or Jalfrezi, not so strong that it will make your ring feel like you have dipped it in acid tomorrow morning, but with enough taste to give you that nice satisfied feeling when you have eaten.

 

[Bry Nylon]

...so strong that it will make your ring feel like you have dipped it in acid tomorrow morning

Now why don't they put descriptions like THAT on curry house menus?

 

[Turkey]

I'm putting my faith in you..

 

[Gully]

Perhaps they should give a ring burn rating for the after effect of a curry, rather than call them things like Madras, Vindaloo or Phal. It could be a sort of sliding scale, how about:

Normal
Mild
Strong
Acid
Nuclear Bomb-burst

 

[Happy Seagull]

I always go for a Korma.

 

[Gully]

Perhaps the names are right and we just struggle to pronounce them correctly, hence the misunderstanding:

Vindaloo = Find a loo
Koorma = Karma
Madras = Mad ass
Fahl = Fall (as in feels like your ring has fallen out)

 

[empire]

pussy

 

[Race]

the plan was to eat early,empty then spend a night pleasuring the mrs,now it feels like im going to doze and thenshit the bed

 

[Hockley Blues]

Re: Re: Re: curry house

I'm considering a curry tonight. Not really clued up on curries though and got a very, very long day tomorrow and an early starts. So I must not get the shits!

Awaits suggestions that will do me a lot of harm.

brightontasty.com is always worth a look for curry houses...

 

[Mrs Coach]

Bought a small dopiaza and a small madras for Coach and Baby Coach from sainsbury's deli tonight.
Added half a can of tomatoes to each to make sauce nicer and they were delish! Madras is only half as hot as you'd get it in a takeaway, but still very flavoursome!
Hope Baby Coach can still do the bizz at Old Town tomorrow!

Mrs Coach.

 

[Rangdo]

the plan was to eat early,empty then spend a night pleasuring the mrs,now it feels like im going to doze and thenshit the bed

I bet it really gets her in the mood you spending the evening posting on here

 

[Cocksucker Blue]

Real men eat mutton vindaloo

 

[Springal]

real men eat phaal

 

[Cocksucker Blue]

a show mans curry.