eastlondonseagull
Well-known member
Last time I looked I was a bloke.
In your dreams sweetie! I'm a year younger than you and you KNOW I'm the one they all go for. Still haven't forgiven me for New Year's Eve have you? I keep telling you, they all looked the same in the dark.Dick Knights Mum said:
We are actually sisters. I am the better looking younger one.
You told me you keep your penis in a jar on the sideboard.Meade's_Ball said:So do i. It has many attachments. Like a swiss army penis.
Brovian said:In your dreams sweetie! I'm a year younger than you and you KNOW I'm the one they all go for. Still haven't forgiven me for New Year's Eve have you? I keep telling you, they all looked the same in the dark.
.... and I'm at least 5ft 7 in my stockinged feet. With moderate heels and my hair done up I can get to about 5 10 easily.
Easy 10 said:I have a penis.