Cupid's a comin'!

[Ben Dover]

Anyone plannin to do any romancin tomorrow? i need some suggestions as dont have a clue what to do with my girlfriend!!!

 

[magoo]

Surprise her by not bowing to the pressures of cynical commercialism and being romantic on a day YOU choose!

 

[Starry]

My little boy demanded over breakfast this morning that I go and buy some six Valentines card so he can give them to his girlfriends tomorrow. Eek. Six girlfriends and he is only 8! HA.

My husband is off to the football tomorrow, I am looking after the kids if I am lucky he'll bring me back a programme and a kebab!

There are lots of things you could do - avoid any garage forecourt flowers and tacky soft toys.

Make her breakfast in bed and put an envelope on the tray. Put in it ten IOUs - anything from massaging her feet to a rampant sex, whatever would make her happy.

 

[Ben Dover]

oooo starry i like your way of thinking! and i hope you get more than a program and a kebab!

 

[Marshy]

A program and a kebab sounds pretty good to me Starry !

 

[Starry]

It'll be an improvement on the mop and steel bucket I received as a gift last year that's for sure!

 

[Dave the OAP]

...M&S Flowers and chockies.

What more could a woman want?

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

There is no point in valentines day.So many people with red faces are buying utter crap from shops for their loved ones.You dont have to have a special day of the year to show you love someone do you.By the way,Starry,SIX GIRLFRIENDS!I could learn alot from your boy!

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

My little boy demanded over breakfast this morning that I go and buy some six Valentines card so he can give them to his girlfriends tomorrow. Eek. Six girlfriends and he is only 8! HA.

don't suppose you can get his secret off him.

 

[GUNTER]

Valentines day = highly commercialised tack.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

There is no point in valentines day.So many people with red faces are buying utter crap from shops for their loved ones.You dont have to have a special day of the year to show you love someone do you.

i agree that there is no point in buying utter crap from shops...

 

[sir danny cullip]

Valentines day = highly commercialised tack.

Thats needs "FACT" adding on the end

 

[Dave the OAP]

spot all the people on this thread "sans girlfriend"

It may be tat, but dont buy tat.....a card and some flowers are all that is needed.

On Sunday some random bloke was squatting by the M&S underwear obviously picking something out for his missus, when my missus said to me as we passed him, in a loud voice...."just buy her flowers, she'll appreciate it more than tacky underwear..."

I am sure he heard it as we saw him later with a bunch of roses in his hands

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

i need some suggestions as dont have a clue what to do with my girlfriend!!!

How about sticking your cock in her fanny??

 

[Dave the OAP]

you buying the SLUT FACED WHORE andything mate?

arsenic powder, anthrax phile?