Crystal Palace FC are a football club set up by and for pikey scum in Croydon, which is a small town near [WIKI]Crawley[/WIKI].
[H="Origins"]Origins[/H]
Nobody knows exactly when it was formed apart from a few scum, and nobody of any relevence talks to them anyway. Legend says that the first games were played on a caravan site using a small dog as a ball and piles of flaming tyres as goalposts. The club was funded by selling off stuff stolen from away supporters from the back of a rusty Transit van.
[H="Today"]Today[/H]
Palace fans of the modern era can be easily distinguished by counting the number of digits on each hand. If the total is any number other than ten, the chances are you've found an inbred Palace lowlife scum.
[H="Significant Incidents"]Significant Incidents[/H]
Breaking of Gerry Ryan's leg.
Note, this isn't how I actually envisage the Palace article. This one is way too polite.
[H="Origins"]Origins[/H]
Nobody knows exactly when it was formed apart from a few scum, and nobody of any relevence talks to them anyway. Legend says that the first games were played on a caravan site using a small dog as a ball and piles of flaming tyres as goalposts. The club was funded by selling off stuff stolen from away supporters from the back of a rusty Transit van.
[H="Today"]Today[/H]
Palace fans of the modern era can be easily distinguished by counting the number of digits on each hand. If the total is any number other than ten, the chances are you've found an inbred Palace lowlife scum.
[H="Significant Incidents"]Significant Incidents[/H]
Breaking of Gerry Ryan's leg.
A typical example of a Crystal Palace fan.
Note the fake Burberry cap and opened
cheap larger.
Note the fake Burberry cap and opened
cheap larger.
Note, this isn't how I actually envisage the Palace article. This one is way too polite.
