I have been seriously craving a Breville toasted sandwich for about a week now.
It's got so bad I may well have to go out and buy a Breville toasted sandwich maker.
Just so I can break my teeth on the really hard welded together bit.
Then burn my face off with the melted cheese that's so hot I'd be better off nibbling the sun.
And finally solder my fingers together by blowing into the sandwich through one hole and having steam above boiling point come out at the point I'm holding it.
Mmmmmm tasty.
It's got so bad I may well have to go out and buy a Breville toasted sandwich maker.
Just so I can break my teeth on the really hard welded together bit.
Then burn my face off with the melted cheese that's so hot I'd be better off nibbling the sun.
And finally solder my fingers together by blowing into the sandwich through one hole and having steam above boiling point come out at the point I'm holding it.
Mmmmmm tasty.