Crap 80s bands

[Buzzer]

Last night I had a beer with my mate at his work and he works alongside the guitarist from Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction.

I had to endure a load of youtube videos of the crappiest band ever to come out the 80s supporting Belinda Carlisle of all people.

Can you top them for crappiest band?

 

[Mendoza]

Tight Fit

Black Lace

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Bangles [Cute yes. Good NO]

 

[Buzzer]

Tight Fit

Black Lace

yeah, but they were joke bands anyway. I meant serious bands

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Sique Sique Sputnik

 

[Trufflehound]

Cadge a poo poo

 

[Perry Milkins]

Try Joboxers, Thomas Dolby, Howard Jones, The Lambrettas, Secret Affair....

 

[Juan Albion]

Secret Affair....

 

[Perry Milkins]

Guess this is the time for some action?

Merton Parkas

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Pat & Mick.

They were a serious band, weren't they?

Altogether now "I haven't stopped dancin' yet..."

 

[Perry Milkins]

Pat & Mick.

They were a serious band, weren't they?

Altogether now "I haven't stopped dancin' yet..."

Since I saw you for the first time. Gonzalez!

 

[hart's shirt]

Here's my top / bottom 20.

Bardo - 'One Step Further'.
New Edition - 'Candy Girl'.
Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers - 'Swing The Mood'
The Flying Pickets - 'Only You'
Joe Fagin - 'That's Living Alright'
Matt Bianco - 'Get Out Your Lazy Bed'
The Bluebells - 'Young At Heart'
Limahl - 'The Never Ending Story'
Baltimora - 'Tarzan Boy'
Owen Paul - 'My Favourite Waste Of Time'
Sly Fox - 'Let's Go All The Way'
Stan Ridgway - Camoflage'
Mel and Kim - 'Showing Out'
The Reynolds Girls - 'I'd Rather Jack'
Nick Berry - 'Every Loser Wins'
The Goombay Dance Band - 'Seven Tears'
Pepsi and Shirlie - 'Heartache'
5 Star - 'Stay Out Of My Life'
Huey Lewis and the News - 'Stuck With You'

and possibly the most ironic title of them all:

Amazulu - 'Too Good To Be Forgotten'

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Limahl - 'The Never Ending Story'

are you sure about that !

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Living in a box were just tremendous........... not

 

[hart's shirt]

Limahl - 'The Never Ending Story'

are you sure about that !

You're not seriously considering defending it?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

May I volunteer the 80s pop Z listers that were Big Fun?

This video tells you everything that was wrong with Stock Aitken Waterman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD8OHJ0bB4w&mode=related&search=



edits: and is also a contender for the gayest video ever

 

[Buzzer]

Living in a box were just tremendous........... not

Funnily enough, I was discussing that shit with my mate Norm when we went over to Worthing on Saturday after bumping into you and your good lady (lovely she is, too) at the Constant.

Apologies for being a little non-compis mentis but well...you know the reason why!!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You're not seriously considering defending it?

I thought it was a nice littly ditty and the film is rather splendid as well so there

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Funnily enough, I was discussing that shit with my mate Norm when we went over to Worthing on Saturday after bumping into you and your good lady (lovely she is, too) at the Constant.

Apologies for being a little non-compis mentis but well...you know the reason why!!!

Have you recovered ??

 

[Il Duce]

Mental as Anything:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr64KOyrh5s