making plans for nigel
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- Jan 12, 2012
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For the younger and newer fans on here, here's a true story to explain our rivalry ...
One summers day in 74, a south london boy ( Palace) visited the home of young lady ( Weed) on the south coast. It didn't go to plan ( lost 1-0) but it started an intense affair between them.
For the next 20 odd years, they visited each others homes, about every 6 months or so, but it wasnt smooth, and there was lots of fighting along the way.
In the summer of 97, she was evicted from her home (Goldstone) and forced to move to a caravan site in Gillingham. They occasionally met up ( pre season friendlies) but it never felt right, and she let herself go a bit.
In 2000, she moved back to the south coast, to an old mobile home,(Withdean) it wasn't great, but it had a sand pit in the garden.
She was in a bad way, so he started knocking about with some old slapper from south london (Charlton) but it wasnt the same. She was very needy, and he soon kicked her into touch, never to be seen again.
Rumours got back to the south london boy that his south coast girl had hooked up with a sugar daddy (Bloom ) and he was going to build her a new home. "BOLLOCKS WILL HE " thought the south london boy, and continued to goad her.
Come the fatefull day in 2002, when she visited him,and he absolutely destroyed her (5-0, AJ x3), she cried and stormed off home, vowing never to return.
Slowly she got her act together, and started mixing in higher circles. Finally the sugar daddy started pouring the foundations to her new home, and hey presto ! she moved in.
The south london boy wasn't invited to the house warming party, but she invited a rich jew from north london (Tottingham)
After a few months, she finally invited him down for the night. He was impressed with her new home, but he took the piss out of the slopping roof!
She was playfull and confident at first, and took the advantage early doors,looking down her nose at him,but after a while he got confident,and started taking liberties on her manor, so to speak. After taking the piss for 80 minutes, she got up,screamed "FFS" and stormed out crying. He triumphantly went to the pub to get pissed.
She laid low for a few months, but finally visited him one cold january night.His home now looked tired, and had a leaking toilet,but It didnt go to plan and the police were called, and they built a barrier between them.It ended in a stalemate, and she was escorted back to the station by a lovely PC.
The following morning he received a text telling him that she wanted to end the relationship, and that she could do better then him, but deep down she knew she was lying....
So the moral of this story is...
You never forget your first love.
One summers day in 74, a south london boy ( Palace) visited the home of young lady ( Weed) on the south coast. It didn't go to plan ( lost 1-0) but it started an intense affair between them.
For the next 20 odd years, they visited each others homes, about every 6 months or so, but it wasnt smooth, and there was lots of fighting along the way.
In the summer of 97, she was evicted from her home (Goldstone) and forced to move to a caravan site in Gillingham. They occasionally met up ( pre season friendlies) but it never felt right, and she let herself go a bit.
In 2000, she moved back to the south coast, to an old mobile home,(Withdean) it wasn't great, but it had a sand pit in the garden.
She was in a bad way, so he started knocking about with some old slapper from south london (Charlton) but it wasnt the same. She was very needy, and he soon kicked her into touch, never to be seen again.
Rumours got back to the south london boy that his south coast girl had hooked up with a sugar daddy (Bloom ) and he was going to build her a new home. "BOLLOCKS WILL HE " thought the south london boy, and continued to goad her.
Come the fatefull day in 2002, when she visited him,and he absolutely destroyed her (5-0, AJ x3), she cried and stormed off home, vowing never to return.
Slowly she got her act together, and started mixing in higher circles. Finally the sugar daddy started pouring the foundations to her new home, and hey presto ! she moved in.
The south london boy wasn't invited to the house warming party, but she invited a rich jew from north london (Tottingham)
After a few months, she finally invited him down for the night. He was impressed with her new home, but he took the piss out of the slopping roof!
She was playfull and confident at first, and took the advantage early doors,looking down her nose at him,but after a while he got confident,and started taking liberties on her manor, so to speak. After taking the piss for 80 minutes, she got up,screamed "FFS" and stormed out crying. He triumphantly went to the pub to get pissed.
She laid low for a few months, but finally visited him one cold january night.His home now looked tired, and had a leaking toilet,but It didnt go to plan and the police were called, and they built a barrier between them.It ended in a stalemate, and she was escorted back to the station by a lovely PC.
The following morning he received a text telling him that she wanted to end the relationship, and that she could do better then him, but deep down she knew she was lying....
So the moral of this story is...
You never forget your first love.
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what about the pre season friendly prior to 74
?
Quality scenes.