Council say no to Naked Lap dancing at the old ABC

[Uncle Spielberg]

Garth, did you have a wank at your mum's before, after or during lunch?

All 3.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Numbersixvalverde, Garvonian and Forest Gunner

 

[Man of Harveys]

All 3.

Must have got a bit boring, having custard every week

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Seriously though, if a young lady is happy to be paid to take her clothes off and wobble her wobbly bits at me I am quite happy to watch.

Tedebear - all men watch , the key is finding someone who will not touch.

I can look at a beautiful women and admire her form but not touch and it in no way takes away how much I will love my chosen one.

 

[tedebear]

Tedebear - all men watch , the key is finding someone who will not touch.

I can look at a beautiful women and admire her form but not touch and it in no way takes away how much I will love my chosen one.

Yes I know all that - the question is why the need in the first place?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Because its fun

 

[Bakesy]

I wonder how many NSCers have been to a lap dancing club

I have..........Stag weekend in Bournemouth.

Looking forward to Bournemouth away if we go down

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I have..........Stag weekend in Bournemouth.

Looking forward to Bournemouth away if we go down

Almost makes relegation digestible.

I have been to one in Brighton courtesy of a friends boss and one in Bratislava.

ps Fantastic 'smilie'