could you imagine a WORSE night out?

[aftershavedave]

.......an evening with Patrick Kielty at the Dome 13 October

 

[JJ McClure]

An evening with Howard from the Halifax.

 

[Trufflehound]

An Audience with Keith Harris and Orville.

 

[bhaexpress]

An evening in the Glaziers.

 

[Hiney]

An evening with Andrew Johnson

 

[Beach Hut]

An evening with Ernest

 

[REDLAND]

An NSC meet up

 

[Pavilionaire]

A quiz night with Charlie Oatway?

 

[Scarface]

An evening with Howard from the Halifax.

Didnt I read soomewhere (probably on here) that he does special guest appearances at Halifax branches?!

 

[tinx]

I actually went to a Hale and Pace show at the done once, the bird I was with at the time thought it would be a nice treat, She didn't tell me where we wer egoing until we got there and we turned up and I just looked at her as if to say, you are having a f***ing joke. We watched the whole show and I tinhk I laughed once in the whole thing. She thought it was great.

We are no longer together.

 

[Beach Hut]

I saw Rick Mayall at the Dome just as the first series of the Young Ones was taking off - very funny.

Also saw Smith and Jones there - they were very funny as well but spoilt somewhat by constant crap barracking from a certain Teddy Maybank

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Kielty aside, the comedy festival has an ace line up this year....Bill Bailley, Dylan Moran etc....

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Dave Spikey - Jerry 'the Saint' St Clair

A worse evening would be with my psychotic ex bird who would go on about how bad her life has been etc

 

[Croydonbloke]

An evening with Pete Doherty and Marilyn Manson.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

An evening with Marilyn Manson.

He once threw a puppy into a crowd during a concert, and told his fans or (Weirdos) to kill it or he won't sing.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

A worse evening would be with my psychotic ex bird who would go on about how bad her life has been etc

Has she posted on the thread below?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

He once threw a puppy into a crowd during a concert, and told his fans or (Weirdos) to kill it or he won't sing.

he is just a twat then really.

 

[Croydonbloke]

He once threw a puppy into a crowd during a concert, and told his fans or (Weirdos) to kill it or he won't sing.

Animal liberation front please.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Animal liberation front please.

He has even killed Chickens on stage, and then thrown the dead chicken all over his weirdos.

 

[Trufflehound]

I saw Marilyn Manson in a field in Belgium last week. I was hoping from some ritual goat slaughtering at the very least to enliven the evening, but in the end the only things that got murdered that night were bad cover versions of Tainted Love and Personal Jesus.

He was actually very dull, inoffensive, and about as scary as a tea cosy. Unfortunately it didn't rain, as we were really looking forward to seeing all his fans' make-up run.