Corporate Hospitality

[Beach Hut]

Been invited to the egg chasing on 06.05.06 at the Millenium Stadium - Neath v Pontypridd.

By a customer no less, not really the game, although used to play Rugby when younger and free meal and beer / wine in a Hospitality Box.

Any tips of what to do or not in corporate hospitality ?

 

[Faldo]

a guy i used to work with offered 2 customers a lift home from epsom race course last year. He was hammered. They were hammered. The car got hammered by the roundabout just outside the race course. he got hammered by the old bill. and then got hammered by his boss.

stupid stupid stupid...

 

[Bry Nylon]

If you are going to rugby it is obligatory to walk into the hospitality suite, drop your trousers, stick your cock in your hosts pint and sing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" before challanging him to down his 'fruit cocktail' in one.

Hope that helps.

 

[Beach Hut]

No problem with that going by train.

 

[Beach Hut]

If you are going to rugby it is obligatory to walk into the hospitality suite, drop your trousers, stick your cock in your hosts pint and sing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" before challanging him to down his 'fruit cocktail' in one.

Hope that helps.

Mmmmm.......might give that a miss as I am going with a lady.

Any more advice ?

 

[timbha]

mix your drinks, drink as much and as fast as you can and then spout off how much better football is than rugby - it never fails to impress the host and they are sure to invite you back.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Any tips of what to do or not in corporate hospitality ?

Seem to recall at the NSC Sponsored Match, the sponsors always get told off by Martin Perry for making a noise. Not the done thing in the North Stand apparently

 

[Bry Nylon]

Re: Re: Corporate Hospitality

Seem to recall at the NSC Sponsored Match, the sponsors always get told off by Martin Perry for making a noise. Not the done thing in the North Stand apparently

As I recall it was more to do with the fact that Storer 68 turned round and started singing "Sit Down, Shut Up!" at the Notts County directors sat in the row behind us after they went 1 up...totally justified in my opinion , by the way.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Re: Re: Re: Corporate Hospitality

As I recall it was more to do with the fact that Storer 68 turned round and started singing "Sit Down, Shut Up!" at the Notts County directors sat in the row behind us after they went 1 up...totally justified in my opinion , by the way.

What a shockingly drunken day that was. I've still got a deep gouge about two foot long in me front door where I tried to get the key in the lock when I eventually got home

 

[Simster]

Re: Re: Re: Corporate Hospitality

As I recall it was more to do with the fact that Storer 68 turned round and started singing "Sit Down, Shut Up!" at the Notts County directors sat in the row behind us after they went 1 up...totally justified in my opinion , by the way.

He then got all ARSEY when the Notts board behind us celebrated their equaliser.

Reminds me - some bloke on the Spurs board has been asked to PIPE down by the rest of the tottingham board after he RILED the home support at Highbury. Someone threw an apple core at him when they took the lead.

 

[upnorthnow]

Don't fight - we had a customer in our box at a match who started rowing with the commoners outside the box (we've not invited him back)
Don't park on the street - use supervised car parks. i didn't a few weeks ago at Liverpool v Man City and my car was broken into (had to be liverpool)
Don't get pissed, never works to mix business and booze imho

 

[Ernest]

Mmmmm.......might give that a miss as I am going with a lady.

Any more advice ?

Turning straight are we

 

[Franks Wild Years]

If it's your first time I believe its custom to turn up in a giant chicken suit in order to lead the mexican wave in true style. Hope that helps.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Maybe Beach Hut and Ernest could go together

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Maybe Beach Hut and Ernest could go together

And bum each other at half time.

 

[Bry Nylon]

And bum each other at half time.

As I understand it, that is customary and generally expected.

 

[Beach Hut]

Turning straight are we

Why would that make you angry ?

Haven't you some news to share with us all ?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

What at a rugby match generally or is it something specific to them two ?

 

[Bry Nylon]

What at a rugby match generally or is it something specific to them two ?

I believe it's a 'rugger' thing, but, like the Gold Blend couple, Beachy and Ernest have been building to this 'climax' over many months

 

[Ernest]

Why would that make you angry ?

Haven't you some news to share with us all ?

Yes you've come out of the closet