A group of golfers, Don, Roland, Tony and Peter all aged 40...ish, discussed where they should
meet for a Christmas round of golf, reunion meal and piss up. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hassocks Golf Club, because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts
Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for
lunch a round of golf and a bit of a drink up. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hassocks Golf Club because the food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for a light lunch, round of golf and drink. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hassocks Golf Club , because there were disc ounts for over 60s, there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet, and it was very good value for money.
Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for golf, lunch and coffee.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at hassocks Golf Club, because they had buggies, the
restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at hassocks Golf Club, because they
had never played there before.