Confirmed: Charlotte Church gonna get fatter!!

[BensGrandad]

Would it ?

REALLY

To classical music lovers yes it would.

 

[SussexSpur]

Katherine Jenkins is just in a different league entirely.
Just hope I can have some input into her first pregnancy. (And no, not just advising a decent maternity ward, or babysitter, or yogic exercises, or whatever...)

 

[Easy 10]

Oh...ok.
So this Katherine Jenkins. What are her tits like ?

 

[Easy 10]

Fuuuuuucking HELL

 

[SussexSpur]

 

[BensGrandad]

When you reach your dotage like me the voice is more entertaining than the tits.

I have never been one to drool over what I cant have.

 

[Easy 10]

Yeah. Right.

 

[SussexSpur]

I like both, the voice and the tits. The albums, good as they are (tracks such as, say, "Calon Lan", "Va Pensiero", "Sweetest Love") seem to sound even better when such and such images are taken on-board as well...

For example, this one's among the favourites, for some strange reason...:

 

[Easy 10]

It looks like she's going to give one lucky fella some glorious HEAD

 

[BensGrandad]

Personally I believe that if Charlotte has her child and then comes back singing classical she will take the scene by storm and will return to being No1.

 

[Spunk Bubble]

She is loud mouthed Welsh hag with a ponce for a boyfriend !!

 

[BensGrandad]

But none the less has a fabulous voice for singing.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Could be the world's first hairless orange baby, if Daddy is anything to go by.

 

[Gully]

I guess people fall into two distinct camps, either love or hate Charlotte Church...have to admit that I am in the former, her interview with Jonathan Ross was hilarious, she gave as good as she got from him.

Katherine Jenkins is of course a different matter, she is a seriously beautiful woman with an amazing voice.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I guess people fall into two distinct camps, either love or hate Charlotte Church...have to admit that I am in the former, her interview with Jonathan Ross was hilarious, she gave as good as she got from him.

Neither! Totally indifferent and wouldn't know her voice if she in was in the karaoke room next to mine!

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

To classical music lovers yes it would.

I think you mean 'to people who listen to Classic FM'.

 

[Nibble]

Welsh Swampdonkey. Not funny, Gay boyfriend, shit TV show, shit classical-pop music, fat and getting fatter. See ya.

 

[Les Biehn]

Welsh Swampdonkey. Not funny, Gay boyfriend, shit TV show, shit classical-pop music, fat and getting fatter. See ya.

Shouldn't you be waving your finger in the air like a ghetto princess when you say that last bit.

 

[Nibble]

I would if it wasn't rammed squarley up my dirtbox.

 

[Les Biehn]

I would if it wasn't rammed squarley up my dirtbox.

So you are waving it about then?