Comments you might hear this Saturday!

[siclean]

"Can I have 2 Fare Trade frappuccinos please - & have you any wheat-free, non GI alternatives for the burger bun? "

oh right oh..and henry would like some sushi...

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

i think we should leave early my dear i think things could turn ugly.......Look those young men are saluting and singing sieg hail

 

[Twinkle Toes]

"It's little wonder all those louts look so unhealthy. You would think the club would revoke the licenses of those disgusting fast-food establishments"!

 

[Braders]

my god

i've got a hard on over gully's girls

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

i do belive we are safe if southampton and tottenham draw

 

[siclean]

i think were in the wrong stand ernie...only carnt see anything out the window

 

[Twinkle Toes]

"But surely it's only 2 points for a win"?

 

[Ding Dong !]

Why are we playing the game at this running track venue and not the Goldstone ?

 

[fork me]

Good grief - no forks...

It's OK, I'm here.

Sorry,...

...I'll get me coat.

 

[fork me]

Forks. Where's the forks?

I just said, I'm here!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

"Don't worry, there's bound to be another bus along soon".

 

[skipper734]

Where are the shops then Dear. When we got on that bus at the park and ride, you told me it was going to Churchill square.

 

[grummitts gloves]

Why don't we build a stadium at Waterhall and when are the fixtures out? Apparently you can get Good Old Sussex By The Sea as a ring tone!!

 

[Mendoza]

I cant believe these hotdogs and pork burgers are only 50p

 

[Garage_Doors]

A win is a win, it dosen't matter about the performance we just need the 2 points.

 

[Seagulls over Essex]

"Bring on Binney!"

 

[Smithy]

"Cullip must be injured"

 

[lighthouse]

" the North Stand used to be much noisier I seem to remember, and it looks much smaller too"

" why has that player got a number 41 on his back? It must be a mistake"

"musics still crap then!"

 

[sod1]

"why do those f*cking w*nkers keep singing no surrender to the IRA?"

 

[CoCoa]

got no hair, but we don't care, cos we haven't got a clue who you are

I was going to bring my lad, but they said he can't get in for a £1 now he's 25

Posh Spice is a slapper .............. etc.

fancy a pint at half time?

we don't deserve to be in the play offs

Wemberleeeeeeeee