Coming (back) to a sweet shop near you...

[Bozza]

I hope/assume this re-launch is accompanied by some new 'Alas Smith & Jones' adverts and, of course, numerous hysterical George Michael gags.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Fantastic stuff. Time for me to get diarrahoea again, after eating to many Wispa Golds.

 

[Brixtaan]

Oh FFS.

Look the person who started this "campaign" on My Spacebook will have been some self-satisfied smug marketing prick from Cadbury's with a joint honours degree in viral marketing and clever-dickery.

Then he'll have hired two soulles wannabee marketing fucktards from the rejects queue at the University of Thames Valley to storm the stage at Glastonbury in a "totally spontaneous" Bring Back Wispa stunt.

Then Cadburys will have put out a "reluctant" statement, then a coy "well it's difficult" statement and then finally a "we've been forced to listen to customer demand" statement to justify making millions more off the chocolate-eating zombies who inhabit our high streets and don't mind giving their money to a firm that mixes its chocolate with industrial waste. In six months time the marketing ponce "reveals all" in Marketing Weekly and picks up the smug marketing **** of the year award at the annual Marketing Wankfest awards. Don't fall for it you fools!

I prefer double-deckers anyway.

Great post

 

[Trigger]

Yum, I like Wispa's... BUT 42p a bar?... I still will...

 

[sams dad]

Now if it was a TEXAN bar.......

A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew

 

[Fixtures]

There was just something wrong with Wispas. Should have liked them but actually DETESTED them.

 

[crodonilson]

I loved the packaging, highly simple but distinstive and stood out a mile from other chocolate bars, however I always found the contents inside somewhat dissapointing.

 

[MattBackHome]

Wispas are/were hugely overrated.

They should bring back 'Secrets'.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Crap Chocolate bar, hardly a cult!

Now if it was a TEXAN bar.......

A mans gotta chew what a mans gotta chew!!!!


Ooopps saw above post...!

 

[Trigger]

A mans gotta chew what a mans gotta chew!!!!


Ooopps saw above post...!

 

[Easy 10]

I loved the packaging, highly simple but distinstive and stood out a mile from other chocolate bars, however I always found the contents inside somewhat dissapointing.

Why, what were you expecting to find inside ?

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Crap Chocolate bar, hardly a cult!

Now if it was a TEXAN bar.......

Texan bars are back only they are a third of the size & softer

 

[Easy 10]

A bit like my cock after a shag then.

 

[the right footed denilson]

Oh FFS.

Look the person who started this "campaign" on My Spacebook will have been some self-satisfied smug marketing prick from Cadbury's with a joint honours degree in viral marketing and clever-dickery.

Then he'll have hired two soulles wannabee marketing fucktards from the rejects queue at the University of Thames Valley to storm the stage at Glastonbury in a "totally spontaneous" Bring Back Wispa stunt.

Then Cadburys will have put out a "reluctant" statement, then a coy "well it's difficult" statement and then finally a "we've been forced to listen to customer demand" statement to justify making millions more off the chocolate-eating zombies who inhabit our high streets and don't mind giving their money to a firm that mixes its chocolate with industrial waste. In six months time the marketing ponce "reveals all" in Marketing Weekly and picks up the smug marketing **** of the year award at the annual Marketing Wankfest awards. Don't fall for it you fools!

I prefer double-deckers anyway.

Yep, but its excellent marketing.

 

[Badger]

Wispa Golds were nice.

They should rename Snickers as Marathon again, and stop with the Starburst crap they will always be Opal Fruits!

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Wispa Golds were nice.

They should rename Snickers as Marathon again, and stop with the Starburst crap they will always be Opal Fruits!

I concur

 

[pasty]

Oh, but I did used to LOVE a bacon frazzle,

Still alive and well. Bought a six bag multipack with the shopping last week. Scoffed the bloody lot in a day.

 

[desprateseagull]

isnt just an aero bar in disguise? and why did they stop selling them, to start with..?