Comedy place names

[CAFC Matt]

 

[CAFC Matt]

In fact go here there are loads

 

[CHAPPERS]

There is a place in Yorkshire called Bottom.

 

[Brixtaan]

Rough Common outside Canterbury,which always tickles me.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Now you've reminded me about those non-champions and producers of tubby batsmen, Kent, how about Nackington Road as in one end of the ground at Canterbury? Always makes me chortle...

 

[rool]

we have nearby a place called Effin and Ballyorgan. On route from Rosslare to Tipperary the is Kilmacow and Kilinaspik for the more unpolitically correct.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I did like Pratts Bottom in Kent, near Orpington.

 

[Juan Albion]

Done this one before I think. There are mountains in the States called the Grand Tetons. Ignorant Americans don't seem to realize that it is French for Big Tits.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Bungledown Marsh.

Titsrub Scrub.

Bollocksfaceshittenstown.


OK, so I made those up.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

we have nearby a place called Effin and Ballyorgan. On route from Rosslare to Tipperary the is Kilmacow and Kilinaspik for the more unpolitically correct.

Leprechaun : "Where you off to now, farmer?"

Farmer: "I'm going to Kilmacow!"

Leprechaun: "Oh no you won't! A curse be put on thee for such cruelty!"

Farmer: "Bugger it, not again..."

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I forgot about the Grand Tetons. Splendid.

Dirty French.

 

[Man of Harveys]

*in an Arthur Marshall on Call My Bluff styleee* In medieval London, before the Great Fire, you might have owned a house, probably a nice, half-timbered one with leaded windows - although, as was customary at the time you had to empty your shit into the road below. Your journey home might also have been regularly interrupted by any of a number of prostitutes, many of whom "worked" the road - the Streatham High Road of its day - and after whose profession this road took its name.

Yup, you could (and I would have loved to) live in Gropecunt Lane. True fact.

 

[pevenseagull is spartacus]

spelling of these are a bit dodgy but these have made me giggle from time to time

Sherbourne Sans-Helmet
Littlehampton
Chobbham
Filching

 

[Hilton]

It said in the Cheaterfield programme that there's a town around Newcastle way called "Pity Me", and I've been to a place in Scotland called "Lost".

 

[Normal Rob]

I give you 'Brown Willy' a hill/tor in Bodmin Moor....

 

[Mr Popkins]

theres a place just outside Bath called - FUCKLECHURCH

 

[rool]

Isn't there a hill around southwick called Bushy Bottom?

 

[Marc]

was on holiday in Lucerne, Switzerland and game across a museum with this rather funny name:
Kunstmuseum

made me chuckle, later found out they are all over central europe

 

[Lush]

Not remotely rude, but don't you think that Wembley sounds like a cute name for a child's toy rather than a scary-to-come-to-National Stadium.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

An undeniably juvenile, but entertaining thread.