Come Over The Dyke

[Bwian]

Issue 2 out today...

Keep throwing the money around when we score and there won't be enough cash to fund issue 3

 

[Beach Hut]

Personals - 28 year old slim built pro footballer - Seeks well hung Arsenal defender for takle practice (spelling corrected). Contact P Brooker, Berkshire.

 

[Dead Lynsman]

Spelling never is a fanzines strongest point, but we will spell 'practice' properly in future, if you spell 'takle' properly dude.

 

[Sigull]

Issue 2 out today...

I have an issue with identity theft re article" Football Memories"

AS well as sitting behind you Simon I am the Spokesperson for the "Burberrys" so f*****G watchit.....innit!!!!