Come on Swindon!!

[stfc71]

I aint inbread! and for sure I am cleaner than you lot! I don't take it up the pooper do I?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Get off my site nancies!!

honey, this is the albion site

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

No roight, he is roight, roight? Cos loike my brother, the one whos eyes are loike roight next to each other and has the hands loike dinner plates roight, he went down Broighton once roight and he loike saw this bloke roight, and he was wearing loike these fuckin shoes roight? Loike fuckin shoes with these loike strings across em roight? How fuckin gay is that roight? Eh? Fuckin strings across his tanners? LOL.

Hey come over here moi darling! Have a look at what this blokes wroitin. Its well funny. He's loike callin em gay and stuff! Cos its the fuckin truth roight. Cos loike I saw a Broighton fan on sundee roight? And I called him a gaylord roight, so that means there all gay dunnit. What? No Mum won't be home ages darling. She don't mind us two anyway.

Roight so loike I was saying roight, we are loike SO gonna beat you lot, cos loike Tommy Mooney is the man roight and he is gonna score loike TEN or sumthing! LOL! Then you'll all be crying roight and i'll be going all loike "HAH HAH YOU ARE LOIKE SO GAY" and it'll be WELL funny roight. LOL!

We luvz you Swindon we do! We luvz you Swindon we do! Oh Swindon we luvz you!














Er

Can any of you lot tell me what it's loike.

You know.

Being loike

Gay

And stuff.
Cos I aint roight but sometimes I get these loike feelings when I look at my uncle roight and I thought you might help.

Does anyone want my mob.number?

Please.

Go on.

 

[whitelion]

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Or the percentage of webbing on his feet?

or perhaps its his name? after his parents couldn't think of any more names after mercedes, and cleetus, so just decided to give them all numbers instead

 

[stfc71]

Poor Ben Adrews! having a slag for a girlfriend like you!!

SWINDON

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

you only know you're jealous love

 

[Theatre of Trees]

do you think he was born in 71? that would make him 33/34, a little old to still believe stereotypes aren't we

You have to remember time goes very slowly in Wiltshire.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

if you shag your brother, does it make you gay or incestuous?

 

[lincs seagull]

There site must be boring there all coming on here i think they could be unsure which team to support tonight.

Come on deliverance boys join the seagulls.

be direct dont beat about the bush with your comments:safeway

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Poofs
Nancy boys
Pooper
Freak

Is there no limits to this boys use of the english language.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Poor Ben Adrews! having a slag for a girlfriend like you!!

SWINDON

shes way out of your league son

 

[Yoda]

You can all laugh as much as you like! we are better than you, got better players, better manager, better ground. Get off my site nancies!!

How come we finished above you in the league then?

4 more points wasn't it?

The league tables never lie! You always finish where you deserve.


Your only as good as your last game too!!!! That would have been lost then.

 

[lincs seagull]

I aint inbread! and for sure I am cleaner than you lot! I don't take it up the pooper do I?

up the pooper thats great i havent heard it call that for years i am still laughing

 

[whitelion]

shes way out of your league son

His league is Division 2 and still will be after tonight!!!

 

[Braders]

. Get off my site nancies!!

OOH-ARH OI,YAH, GETT ORF MOI LAND

 

[Artois]

Poor Ben Adrews! having a slag for a girlfriend like you!!

SWINDON

Welsh SCUM.

 

[stfc71]

You Julians gang up on me as much as you want but you know that we are superior to you! you lot are annoying me now:

You are GAY, POOFS, FAGGOTS, MARMITE MUNCHERS, FUDGE PACKERS, BANDITS, SHIT STABBER, POO PUSHERS, CHOCOLATE CRUNCHERS etc.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

OOH-ARH OI,YAH, GETT ORF MOI LAND

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

You are GAY, POOFS, FAGGOTS, MARMITE MUNCHERS, FUDGE PACKERS, BANDITS, SHIT STABBER, POO PUSHERS, CHOCOLATE CRUNCHERS etc.

you missed out felchers