Come on, lets get this Brezovan chant sorted out...

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Now we've got the Spiderman kit (which should DEFINITELY be worn with BLUE shorts), we need to get Brez' chant down.

Here's my first attempt - feel free to edit, slate or applaud.

Brezovan, Brezovan
He's the Albion's Spiderman
Shields the goal
with his size
catches shots just like flies
watch out
its Peter Brezovaaaaan!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

We don't need Spiderman
Coz we've got Pete Brezovan
We don't need Spiderman
Coz we've got Pete Brezovan..

 

[fire&skill]

We don't need Spiderman
Coz we've got Pete Brezovan
We don't need Spiderman
Coz we've got Pete Brezovan..

Like it. Keeps it simple.

 

[fire&skill]

How about:

Brezovan, Brezovan
Indesputable Keeping Man
Systematical training plan
Fundamentally Brighton Fan
Quid pro quo
Slovakian Goalie Man

Or is that a bit complicated?

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And here it is in his native tongue:

Brezovan, Brezovan
Nesporný Vedenie Man
Systematické tréningový plán
Zásadne Brighton Fan
Niečo za niečo
Slovenskom brankára Man

Talk about making him feel at home!

 

[byf]

How about in the style of we want falmer.

I dont rate you, I think your shit
I'd rather have...meesh kuipers!
You drop the ball, you cant catch it
I expect more as your 7ft tall!

 

[7:18]

you've got your caravan, we've got our Brezovan!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

How about in the style of we want falmer.

I dont rate you, I think your shit
I'd rather have...meesh kuipers!
You drop the ball, you cant catch it
I expect more as your 7ft tall!

Nice to see you're giving the guy your full support.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Brezovan, Brezovan
Does whatever a spider can
Six foot six
Giant hands
Does it better than Kuipers can
So look ouuuuuuut
For Peter Brezovan

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Brezovan, Brezovan
Does whatever a spider can
Six foot six
Giant hands
Does it better than Kuipers can
So look ouuuuuuut
For Peter Brezovan

Bingo!

 

[The Wizard]

How about in the style of we want falmer.

I dont rate you, I think your shit
I'd rather have...meesh kuipers!
You drop the ball, you cant catch it
I expect more as your 7ft tall!

 

[tomysupercup]

Brezovan, Brezovan
Does whatever a spider can
Six foot six
Giant hands
Does it better than Kuipers can
So look ouuuuuuut
For Peter Brezovan

Brilliant!

 

[sam86]

Bit harsh on FDM 'innit?

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Bit harsh on FDM 'innit?

Yeah, that was the only bit that I wasn't sure on...

 

[Lush]

you've got your caravan, we've got our Brezovan!

You've got your caravan, we've got our bread van?

 

[byf]

Nice to see you're giving the guy your full support.

I dont rate him.

 

[Finchley Seagull]

I dont rate him.

Surely you should still get behind him and hope he succeeds rather than making up songs to slag him off. Or are you one of the Kuipers club who can't accept that another keeper can play for the club and slags off any keeper who dares to displace the legendary Michel? Attitudes like that make me hope that Kuipers is released so people can get over their obsession with him and we can support all our goalkeepers.

For the record, Brezovan has kept 9 clean sheets in 20 games for us this season and Poyet and the majority of the fans clearly rate him.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Ther are people on here who wouldn't 'rate' Valdes or Buffon if they were keeping MK out Sad.

 

[The Wizard]

I dont rate him.

Clueless.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Oh Brezovan Oh Brezovan you Keep goal in the Commie land.

Now try and stop the striker even though we 20 years behind Perestroika.

How' that?

 

[Scotty Mac]

peter brezovan, i want to be pete brezovan

SEXY PETE SEXY PETE SEXY PETE