clubs tonight?

[Kinky Gerbil]

Have not been out on wed for ages, is there any where good open?

 

[Robot Chicken]

Yes. Tonight the Honeyclub is good, if you like modern music, bits of everything from older stuff to garage.

 

[fatboy]

Honey club is good on Wednesdays in term time. It will be empty tonight and you are likely to be molested by sweaty men.

If you do go out tonight Pete, give me a ring.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

mate mentioned zap?

 

[fatboy]

Zap is actually very good on Wednesdays.

I always prefer Honey Club on Wednesdays in term time as all my Uni mates go there and it is full of wall to wall pussy.

But at times when the Honey Club has been too full I have gone to The Zap. They play 70s and 80s music, which is different to The Honey. I think it is £1.25 for a beer or an alcopop (but that may be another night.) It isn't full of as many students but I would definitely recommend that for tonight.

The first time I went to The Zap I had 18 shots of vodka (50p each) after already drinking a fair bit. I was very ill.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

zap it is cheers andy

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Honey was packed last Weds, full of Americans though bizarrely?

 

[berkshire seagull]

Is that big fat lardy americans or sweet fit and sexy??

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Well one was nice but she said her name was Inceste and she had a big nose

 

[berkshire seagull]

Did you tell her you had a big cock to match it

 

[Robot Chicken]

The Honeyclub was packed last night, sure it's mostly uni students during term time but they've managed to promote it to all the language schools so there are usually loads of foreigners.

Plus the students from around the country return home to Brighton and go to the Honeyclub so Wednesdays will always be packed.

Great night last night, loads of nice eye candy

 

[Robot Chicken]

But at times when the Honey Club has been too full I have gone to The Zap.

Naturally, I never have to queue for the Honeyclub. Last night cost me exactly £2 for the whole night.

 

[fatboy]

Naturally, I never have to queue for the Honeyclub. Last night cost me exactly £2 for the whole night.

I am so tempted to comment here but I will refrain.

 

[Robot Chicken]

You might as well

 

[the full harris]

Last night cost me exactly £2 for the whole night.

so either:

you got in free, bought one drink for either yourself or somone else and that was it for the night.

or

you paid to get in, then didn't buy any drinks for you or anyone else all night.



sounds rubbish UNLESS

you get bought lots of drinks by other people and can pull without needing to buy her any drinks in which case it sounds f***ing BRILLIANT.

 

[Strike]

I am going to start clubbing soon. I am going to get my ID card sorted out. I only have a birth certivicate and a Connexions Card (With a photo and D.OB) as proof, but its not enough.

 

[the full harris]

I am going to start clubbing soon. I am going to get my ID card sorted out. I only have a birth certivicate and a Connexions Card (With a photo and D.OB) as proof, but its not enough.

get a driving licence.

 

[Strike]

I can't afford one at the no, when I get a job which will be soon I will for now I will get a ID card sorted out.

 

[fatboy]

The only acceptable ID is a driving licence, passport or prove it card.

Provisional driving licences are about £17, I can't imagine prove it cards are much cheaper.

Whatever you do, don't go down the Downloaded Penguin path of clubbing!

 

[the full harris]

EDITED because i realised i was being a SPAS.