Clubs & Players Names used as Rhyming Slang...

[PaoloRossiJohnson]

For example:

"I'm just going to get the Edwin van der Sar from the Steve Claridge..."

"When I was having a few Jason McAteers last night down the pub, I met a big man who was well Steven Gerrard..."


Your turn...

 

[Trilby]

"Im bursting for a Jarko Wiss"

 

[Everest]

"Cor blimey, that pile of dogs shit don't half Cardiff"

 

[SussexSpur]

"What do you reckon the Bobby Moore'll be in today's game?"

 

[graz126]

i was in a rushden you slowed me down.

taxi.

 

[rool]

I often have a scott mcgleish

 

[Bwian]

Bloody well knew I shouldn't have had that kebab, 8 pints of 6X and a Ruby. Now I've got the Leon Knights.

 

[Ernest]

I just saw a man with a beard and glasses on a string, it didn't half give me a Dick Knight

 

[seagull over leicester]

Is he Palace no he's a Roger Hunt

 

[sullyupthewing]

Cor my Plymouth Argyle's are given me grief

 

[Another Berkshire Seagull]

All things Brighton Beautifull

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Look at the Steve Gritts on that