Tom Bombadil
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Fragmented Badger said:He tries so hard to make things dramatic when they quite clearly aren't. For instance, tonight, John Terry chested a simple ball down and hoofed it up the pitch. We all watch that sort of thing every week, yet because it was Terry in the Nou Camp, Tyldesley (in what sounded like a state of sexual frenzy) describes it as, "Terry. Oh, wow, IMMENSE." ImmenseI could do that sort of shit at 6 years old
Clive commentates by reputation not on what's actually happaning. So in any game between say ManUre and a more genuine club regardless of the state of the game Manure will always be Fantastic.
Similarly Roberto Carlos will be pronounced awesome regardless of the number of freekicks he smacks into the wall.