Cliff Richard's sexuality doubt makes the news

[NMH]

Why don't they just go and ask his BOYFRIEND?

I mean really, how is this stuff news?

 

[Buzzer]

And what is the doubt exactly?

 

[bigc]

And what is the doubt exactly?

That anyone ever doubted it?

 

[Buzzer]

That anyone ever doubted it?

Ahh...that makes sense. Carry on.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Cliff's a mincer, isn't he?

 

[Cian]

His 'companion' is a PRIEST isn't he?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Who's actually doubting Sir Stiff Pilchard's sexual preference? Is it a case of the doubters doubting that there is actually any doubt?? I'm confused.

 

[El Presidente]

I believe that GOD told him to take it up the chuff when Sue Barker said NO.

 

[bigc]

Ahh...that makes sense. Carry on.

I thought he was asexual to be honest, like a ken doll or barbie, lift up the clothes and theres nothing there.

 

[Nottseagull]

I thought he was asexual to be honest, like a ken doll or barbie, lift up the clothes and theres nothing there.

You mean he's got no genitals??

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

You mean he's got no genitals??

Yep. Livin' Doll.

 

[Mr Burns]

His 'companion' is a PRIEST isn't he?

So he likes boys?

 

[skipper734]

I believe that GOD told him to take it up the chuff when Sue Barker said NO.

I thought Cliff said no.

 

[rospants]

I would of thought shagging Sue Barker would be enough to turn anyone gay

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Not at all Ros. Barker was FIT, back then.


Edit.
Actually SCRUB that. It appears she was in fact a bit 'special'.

 

[vegster]

The only person who keeps it in the news is Mr Webb himself.... if he stopped dallying with priests and indulging in did I/Didn't I shag Sue Barker suggestiveness and just came out as a hetero ,all the speculation would die on its arse, excuse the pun

Its a well known fact that lots of women find gay/gayish men very attractive as friends and that seems to be the core buyers of Harry's music output. Ergo, its a ploy..

 

[rospants]

Not at all Ros. Barker was FIT, back then.


Edit.
Actually SCRUB that. It appears she was in fact a bit 'special'.

I thought priests were supposed to be celebate anyway??

 

[DJ Leon]

Why don't they just go and ask his BOYFRIEND?

I mean really, how is this stuff news?

Well you started a thread on it. You are obviously interested.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Yep. Livin' Doll.

I thought that deserved a at least.