Church Of The Albion

[Mendoza]

Just a few question i have to ask the council before i put in a planning application for THE CHURCH OF ALBION....

Do we have to close off the surrounding streets?

Are the buses still free?

Can the organ player play before mass-off?

Will Lord DC forgive you for your sins?

The Gospel According to Leon, Bobby, Garry, Johnny

do you have to sit where the ticket tells you?

are police going to film you if you stand up at the wrong time?

will people in yellow jackets tell you to move, if there are too many people on one pew?

Are you allowed to leave 5 minutes before the end?

do you get a free poncho?


if you have any other questions, please post them, i really wanna get this application right, i dont wanna be waiting for a decision for months on end

god bless,

i mean

ward bless

 

[oapdodge]

Praise oh church of the Albion.

 

[fatboy]

Why does God play all his games at home?

How come the Sportsman don't sell bread with their wine?

Do the church stewards tell you to sit down during singing?

Did Krispies write the hymn book?

Does The Large One count out the Church's forty note collection?

Is God under contract? Is he in danger of going on a Bosman?

Can I change my allegiance to another God as I am not happy with my life?

Is Jesus God reserves?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I have to praise you like I should

 

[Beach Hut]

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Is Jesus God reserves?

Heard he's a keeper whos very good on crosses

 

[SussexSpur]

Does communion have to be a dodgy burger and a cup of lukewarm Bovril?

 

[oapdodge]

How many disciples can McGhee have ?

Would the Messiah Dick sell them for 30 pieces of silver ?

Is Martin Perry a virgin Mary ?

Could we start a fund to repair the roof in the south stand ?

 

[Beach Hut]

Could we start a fund to repair the roof in the south stand ?

what roof

 

[fatboy]

I actually own a Brighton shirt with "God" "4" on the back.

 

[Mendoza]

is it a sin to shout at the guy who has the board of hymn numbers to put it down

 

[Kenhead]

I thought god was a dj??

 

[fatboy]

Has Dave Lee been forgiven for his sins yet?

 

[Mendoza]

I thought god was a dj??

i wouldnt call danny pike a god - thats a bit too much there

 

[oapdodge]

i wouldnt call danny pike a god - thats a bit too much there

I wouldn't call Danny Pike a dj.

 

[fatboy]

I hate these pews. Bring back terracing.

Is it essential for my friends to be members of the AMS to attend my funeral?

Will my coffin arrive on the park and ride?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Will I get an award for the best confession?

 

[oapdodge]

Can we perform Gay weddings at away matches ?

Give refs the last rites ?

Condemn the P****E scum to hell ?

Baptise little Leon in a bowl of water ?

Baptise Big Guy in a swimming pool ?

 

[SussexSpur]

And will the choir provide a harmonious lead into the first hymn, a solemn chorus of "Who the fuckin', who the fuckin', who the fuckin' 'ell are you, who the fuckin' 'ell are you?"

 

[oapdodge]

The choir will have their own little section,nearly pushed out the back.The rest have to remain silent until they get that real urge to stand up if they want Falmer.