Christmas Present for the person above you thread

[Strike]

An ape.

 

[Kev the Ape]

Orangtua

 

[Strike]

I mean't Kev.

 

[Kev the Ape]

myself

 

[Cian]

A girlfriend who isn't a slapper.

 

[Hampden Park]

a guiness

 

[Fluffster]

Microsoft Internet Explorer.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

a pink g string

 

[itszamora]

A new rent boy

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

me

 

[itszamora]

Dodgy home-made fetish pictures.. oh wait, already done that

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

a spank paddle - we are giving all our presents away

 

[Cian]

A replacement iBook logic board, a replacement iPod battery and harddisk, and an exploding Powerbook 5300c

 

[Kryten]

a mac

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Stilts

 

[itszamora]

A replacement iBook logic board, a replacement iPod battery and harddisk, and an exploding Powerbook 5300c

First three not needed I'm afraid and as for the fourth, I have just been reading about the CIA trying to kill Fidel Castro with an exploding cigar so is this your version; an attempt to kill Apple users with exploding hardware?

Seriously, get a life. Some of us have better things to do than wage personal crusades against computer companies.

 

[Kryten]

Stilts

a wooly jumper

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

ky jelly

 

[Hungry Joe]

a hamster?

 

[Easy 10]

A dictionary.