Christmas Lists

[FalmerforAll!**]

 

[Marty McFly]

Seeing Alan Fletcher (Karl Kennedy)on 6th December as an early Christmas pressie, and getting a Bloc Party ticket from my parents.

Will buy myself some clothes with any birthday/christmas pressie money I may get.

 

[The Large One]

Being nagged to f*** about giving people a christmas list.

Have attempted to go through a boots catologue but just cant see anything that I want that much.

At the moment I've got aftershave and socks on there.

I'll put this one out, anyone got anything decent on there xmas list under say £70 that I can put on mine ?

Otherwise Im gonna end up with a right crock of shite and Im with the inlaws at Xmas and am a particularly shit actor.

Cheers

*Ahem*

 

[Scotty Mac]

fire extinguisher - practical and can be used as a weapon

 

[Scotty Mac]

good call - i would love to have wayen henderson for christmas, but slightly impractical

 

[aftershavedave]

alan bennett's diaries: fantastic book

 

[Braders]

Lots of good BOOKS out at the moment

Paul McGrath autobiography - 'Back from the brink' is highly recommended

The Best of Charles Buchans Football Monthly

Alan Mullery's autobiography

Mullery's is a fantastic read so far , also after John Hartsons after reading the blurb of it.

 

[nevergoagain]

How about a puppy ?

 

[Jello]

I'm asking for one of these and I'm cough 36

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets...vel_Deluxe_Dare_Devil_Stunt_Set/Product.html#

 

[Braders]

How about a puppy ?

i wouldn't - they are a bastard to wrap



what?

 

[The Large One]

Am I the only one that thinks these two look like West Street Firm rejects?

 

[Fungus]

If there's nothing you want, ask the family to donate a gift on your behalf - http://www.oxfamunwrapped.com/

 

[withdeanwombat]

Put a letter in the Times saying you are not sending cards or giving gifts,but you will be giving a substantial gift to charity.You could even ask people to donate on your behalf as a christmas gift.

Tell everybody you have converted to Islam,and you are going camping in Pakistan in the last fortnight in December.

Put your own obit.notice in the Argus,and HIDE!