Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
I've lost respect and the love I had for you tonight, poaching one of our players is indeed not on. Twisting his head with the money and captaincy is disgraceful. Instead of being a future England prospect, he has gone backwards in his career. When you come down to Hove in April, you will indeed will get througher abuse from all of us Sussex faithful. You maybe a legend but you're indeed now a snake in the grass. I hope for one are happy with yourself, because we saved your career and made you one of our best ever captains! I hope we sue Surrey for every penny they've got now.