Chocolate tycoon Ferrero dies in South Africa

[Badger]

This thread is giving me the MUNCHIES, I'm going to have to get something to CHOMP on

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

sCREMEing at the EGGcellent puns on this thread!!

 

[Danny-Boy]

I heard he was a womaniser and a general all round bad egg.

It will be good to see the CAD BURIED

He'll probably be fried.

I won some Ferrero Rocher in a raffle only last week, guess I should present them to the Albion squad.

On second thoughts no.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Well if men are from MARS, guess that's where he's heading back to.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

He was a bit of a tranny and during the evening hours became a HER, SHEY liked to be known as Paula.

 

[Jonno]

He couldn't have chosen a more beautiful spot of coastline to drop dead. It being South Africa, I hear he was attended to by a multiracial medical team consisting of black and white MINSTRELS.

 

[Spider]

If the deceased's brother's SMART-IES not going to miss the oppurtunity to flog a few more chocolates!

 

[Pavilionaire]

I'm surprised an England footballer hasn't been blamed for this unfortunate incident. If it wasn't Rooney or Lampard's fault it was probably TERRY'S.

 

[Norman Potting]

I'm surprised an England footballer hasn't been blamed for this unfortunate incident. If it wasn't Rooney or Lampard's fault it was probably TERRY'S.

This gets my bad pun award!

 

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

Excellente!! With these comments you are really spoiling us.

 

[KZNSeagull]

He appears to have developed a severe NUTELLArgy after eating his LUNCH.