Chocolate tycoon Ferrero dies in South Africa

[Bwian]

Pity the poor funeral director, he's got to remove the Lindt from his belly button.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Will Hot Chocolate re-release their hit single "I gave you my (Ferrero) heart (chocolate box) , didn't I"

 

[Biscuit]

What do Princess Di and Ferrero Rocher have in common?

They both come out of France in a fancy box.

 

[beardy gull]

Well it's evidently a hot TOPIC.

It's not a cause for CELEBRATIONS though.

It might end up giving their sales a bit of a BOOST though.

 

[Bwian]

It would have been KINDER not to have started this thread.

 

[beardy gull]

Does anyone know when the accident happened? Was it AFTER EIGHT?

 

[16bha]

Does anyone know when the accident happened? Was it AFTER EIGHT?

Yes, it was around 'Twilight'

 

[Spider]

I've had to take a bit of TIME OUT to let this news sink in.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I can think of several RIESENS why this thread should be stopped.

 

[Hunting 784561]

I've been told that guitar playing MINSTRELS will play at the funeral, and they're not costing BUTTONS.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Rolos.












(Couldn't think of a joke.)

 

[alan partridge]

how did he die? Hope he wasn't an arse BANDIT, that woman on the Mail will have a field day.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

In his absence I hope they can maintain the quality of his famous products, lest he ROLOver in his grave.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I wonder what he left his family in his will? Hopefully it will be just enough to give the kids a treat.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

It is only right that there should be a galaxy of stars, Twinkie.

Perhaps George Michael could be coaxed out of semi-retirement to play Careless Whispa.

A pop-rap duet with M&M perhaps?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

His chocolates were always to MILKY, WAY to much for my taste.

 

[daveinprague]

Was this another AZTEC prediction? (Although, I think you have to be a certain age to remember Aztecs!)

 

[Moshe Gariani]

. . . no - I have just read that it was an AEROplane accident

yes, apparently a private jet being flown by his TEXAN business partner...

 

[Spider]

Why do people always seem to REVEL in threads like this?

His family will be gutted that he will never get on a FLYTE home.

 

[Norman Potting]

....Stop it, all these posting from the HEROES of NSC is making me SNICKER.