Chest hair

[Set of Tracksuits]

I have a minor dilemma.

My chest hair has, over the last few years, grown out of all control and now covers my stomach.

Am I, as a self-respecting bloke, "allowed" to remove or trim it in any way? I'm not sure, so I thought I'd put the question to a higher authority - you people.

What do you reckon?

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Trim away. I find a beard trimmer on setting 5 does me. The alternative looks very messy.

 

[DTES]

Waxing is a step too far IMHO...

 

[fatboy]

My chest is very hairy and I like it.

 

[Marc]

I have chest hair and the girls LOVE it, they like to rub my chest and it gets me all horny!

 

[Trigger]

Nowt wrong with Hairy Chests, It's all manly and the girlzzzz love it...

 

[The Wookiee]

I am very hairy

 

[y2dave]

Trim away. I find a beard trimmer on setting 5 does me. The alternative looks very messy.

Agreed trimming is the future. You must be one hairy beastcake if a number 5 shortens your chest rug. Number 2 for me but only in summer

 

[Easy 10]

Mine gets all matted around my nipples, and it is an exquisite torture to untangle it roughly by slipping my little finger amongst the tangles and yanking it around.

MMMmmmmmmm.

 

[Trigger]

Mine gets all matted around my nipples, and it is an exquisite torture to untangle it roughly by slipping my little finger amongst the tangles and yanking it around.

MMMmmmmmmm.

You've made me wet.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Agreed trimming is the future. You must be one hairy beastcake if a number 5 shortens your chest rug. Number 2 for me but only in summer

Not really, my beard trimmer is very precise (as opposed to the hair ones). Being a slim chap if I let it get too long around the chest/nipple region I start to look like something off Bridge Over The River Kwai.

What a strange thread this is.

 

[Easy 10]

You've made me wet.

Same here.
Back in a mo.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Same here.
Back in a mo.

Look at this men. If your trousers hit the bottom of your desk then you're still ok........

 

[Locky]

Apparently men with no hair on their chest are the next stage in evolution, and tend to be more sensitive and caring.....................well thats what I keep telling the misses.

 

[Easy 10]

Look at this men. If your trousers hit the bottom of your desk then you're still ok........

I've got that bedspread.

 

[Trigger]

I've got that bedspread.

That doesn't surprise me at all

 

[Locky]

I've got that bedspread.

Errmmmm so have I

 

[MRRF 10]

I've got that bedspread.

Errmmmm so have I

I've got that skirt

MRRF! How did you manage to quote me before I'd quoted myself? Are you magic or something? (PS; don't tell yer sister about any of this, she thinks I'm strange enough already).

don't worry i wont for the moment (she's on holiday) but dont worry on tues i will tell her, or maybe i could even text tony, now

Isn't the edit button wonderful

She told me she loves a No.5 but any longer than that 'gets up her nose and stuff. Then I woke up.

Good luck sir. I'm sure if you wine, dine, engage the lady in meaningful conversation, ask her about her interests and views on the world, look her in the eye and tell her how beautiful she is and that you want her more than any other woman you've ever met, a bit of newly trimmed chest hair won't put her off. (Blatant attempt at stealing the Bints 'most charming poster' award)

Failing that, wop yer massive member out and scream "who's the daddy!"

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I've got that bedspread.

I've got that skirt

 

[Trigger]

I AM those knickers