Cheltenham Day 1 (Put your hands up for Detroit)

[Bozza]

30 minutes 'til the off.

Amaretto Rose to give a good start to the day for favourite backers and have the bookies cowering for cover early doors.

 

[Trigger]

40-1 SHOCKER in the first, good start!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Amaretto Rose looked to get bumped more than once at the second last. Was cruising up til then.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I've put 20p each way on Marble Garden in the Gold Cup, because I'll be able to buy a new bike if it comes in fourth.

 

[Scotty Mac]

detroit city is a f***ing wanker

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I had Hardy Eustace and Brave Inca both to be placed.

The Securicor vans have been ordered for Ladbrokes Ealing Broadway.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Detroit City ran like a complete PIG. Did Spielberg tip it by any chance?

 

[Bozza]

Favourites are romping up today.

:hides:

 

[Scotty Mac]

get on heltornic, each way in the next race!

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I had Hardy Eustace and Brave Inca both to be placed.

The Securicor vans have been ordered for Ladbrokes Ealing Broadway.

Except it was first three places only. The Securicor vans have been sent away again.

 

[Scotty Mac]

Except it was first three places only. The Securicor vans have been sent away again.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

get on heltornic, each way in the next race!

Going to be Pedigree Chum by tonight. That's the last time I listen to any of your tips.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Gaspara has got me out of jail tonight in the last. Only very mildly bruised, and off to 'Nam tomorrow with renewed hope and replenished funds.