Wozza
Shite Supporter
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Football is dead
Because you this its acceptable to stand on seats
Because you this its acceptable to stand on seats
Date 18/12/1991
Guinness Boy
You'll notice I dispensed with the "Dear" because that's how progressive we are at Goldstone Towers these days. I imagine in 2014 that will be a perfectly acceptable form of address and in no way rude. Though there was an office junior called hybrid_x who we've sacked as he claimed that in addition everyone would be watching games through portable phones and recording the footage on same to prove to their mates they were there. He's been sacked, obviously. Nutter.
Anyway, it has come to my attention that you and several hundred of your cohorts have been caught in the North Stand exhibiting the following behaviours when a goal goes in. Jumping up and down. Punching the air. Surging. Hugging one another.
Clearly this is the warped sort of behaviour we only expect from those adolescents who have been abandoned by both parents and are now in the grip of the terrible "Ecstasy" addiction that seems to be killing half the country. You and your friends seem to be under the impression that being in your early twenties is an excuse for fun rather than respecting the hallowed stone of the North Stand. I have no idea where this will lead but I'm going to hazard a guess that you will inspire the next generation to destroy plastic seats and cardboard hoardings owned by a shady man with a yacht the size of Monaco.
Further more I believe that a large group of you regularly tease Ploppy The Jailer or P.C. Beard as you refer to him, and that really important goals are celebrated with pitch invasions which could possibly lead to a nice vase falling off one of the boardroom cabinets. I really don't know what's worse, the insulting of a stand up member of the constabulary or the risk you are placing on your own safety and that of some cheap Vokins knock offs.
I can only conclude by saying that I hope that by 2014 you and your ilk will have been eradicated from the game completely and replaced by some nice middle class, commuter families who wouldn't say boo to a goose and would be able to inject some much needed funds in to this cash starved game of ours.
Yours
AWanker
Secretary
Yes. Yes it is.
Would you mind if i came round to yours and jumped up and down on your seats?
I imagine that if he owned several massive yachts, properties and half of Russia it probably wouldn't burn a massive hole in his boat. But you go on respecting the property of dubious billionairres "punk".
Would you mind if i came round to yours and jumped up and down on your seats?
Can you imagine some of the wild celebrations of years gone by happening now? Mini pitch invasions,surges,jumping up and down on seats and barriers. Pathetic how football in this country has changed.
I don't own a football stadium but if I ever buy one I'll make sure to invite you.
So glad I went to the goldstone , the surges that were superb ,remember holding on to dad for dear life ,loved them days ,sad that them days are over ,