cheers mum

[turienzo's lovechild]

she say "do you want any beer for the festive season?"

me say "yes, you know generally what i like, you buy me beer often"

ONE WEEK LATER

she say "right i've bought you 8 cans of stella"

 

[algie]

Send her round to me.I'll sort her out for you mate

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

what are you going to do?

 

[algie]

Play scrabble with her

 

[ali jenkins]

Thats the EXACT reason why i wont let my dad do the Xmas food shopping on his own, last night in tesco:

Dad: "Do you want some beer to drink over xmas?"

Me: "Yes please Dad"

Dad: "Ok wait here with the trolly and i'll go and get it for you"

TWENTY MINUITES OF STANDING IN TESCO ON MY OWN LATER

Dad: "Do you like this one?" (FOUR cans on TESCO larger)

Me: *having hissy fit* "NO DAD I DONT, WAIT HERE"

FIVE MINS LATER

Me: "Thats better" *Pust two boxes of 20 fosters for £16.99 in trolly*

PARENTS CANT BUY THEIR KIDS BEER!!!!!

 

[Rangdo]

Thats the EXACT reason why i wont let my dad do the Xmas food shopping on his own, last night in tesco:

Dad: "Do you want some beer to drink over xmas?"

Me: "Yes please Dad"

Dad: "Ok wait here with the trolly and i'll go and get it for you"

TWENTY MINUITES OF STANDING IN TESCO ON MY OWN LATER

Dad: "Do you like this one?" (FOUR cans on TESCO larger)

Me: *having hissy fit* "NO DAD I DONT, WAIT HERE"

FIVE MINS LATER

Me: "Thats better" *Pust two boxes of 20 fosters for £16.99 in trolly*

PARENTS CANT BUY THEIR KIDS BEER!!!!!

To be honest I think I'd have stuck with the Tesco

 

[ali jenkins]

To be honest I think I'd have stuck with the Tesco

But i got TEN TIMES as much!

 

[sams dad]

Bloody kids !
Buy your own beer.

 

[Rangdo]

But i got TEN TIMES as much!

So you're going to have to endure it for 10 times as long.

 

[ali jenkins]

So you're going to have to endure it for 10 times as long.

I quite like Fosters acctually!

 

[Statto]

Bloody Stella.

 

[Race]

Bloody kids !
Buy your own beer.

Exactly! Ungrateful little shits!

 

[ali jenkins]

Exactly! Ungrateful little shits!

Whats tank got in for this festive season?

Lots of lucozade sport and poweraide i hope, bearing in mind hes got a football match to play in on tuesday!

 

[Race]

Whats tank got in for this festive season?

Lots of lucozade sport and poweraide i hope, bearing in mind hes got a football match to play in on tuesday!

Yep no boozing for him! He's got tomorrow off and the day after Boxing Day and that's it until next year so no beers til then!

 

[ali jenkins]

Yep no boozing for him! He's got tomorrow off and the day after Boxing Day and that's it until next year so no beers til then!

No beer untill the end of may!!!


You nearly got me then!

 

[Blackadder]

When I was in my late teens my mum used to say "Right I'm, getting all the food in. You buy the beers you want!"

Seemed fair to me!

 

[bhaexpress]

Whats tank got in for this festive season?

Lots of lucozade sport and poweraide i hope, bearing in mind hes got a football match to play in on tuesday!

Don't forget his Philosan and surely a glass of Sanategen too.

 

[dougdeep]

I'll say it again. LAGER ISN'T BEER!

 

[Goring Gull]

My Dad made a good choice recently to packs of 8 botle sof Leffe for £4.99 each - even better he didn't like it so i got them

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Never let yer mum buy beer for you. Paid a seasonal visit to mine last week and the DAFT Bint had somehow managed to get in a case of 'Kronenbourg 2.6%'. Which would appear to be French for 'distilled water'