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Chav funnies



Deportivo Seagull

I should coco
Jul 22, 2003
5,338
Mid Sussex
1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
 




D'Angelo Saxon

SW19ULLS
Jul 30, 2004
3,097
SW19
f***ing hell. How many times are the same selection of jokes going to be posted up on this site???
 


Lammy

Registered Abuser
Oct 1, 2003
7,581
Newhaven/Lewes/Atlanta
1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!

:lolol:
 


Deportivo Seagull

I should coco
Jul 22, 2003
5,338
Mid Sussex
D'Angelo Saxon said:
f***ing hell. How many times are the same selection of jokes going to be posted up on this site???

Apologies, I don't get the chance to spend my life trawling NSC, just five minutes here or there. I'm sorry you valuable time has been wasted.

:shootself
 


Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
aint seen them before, very funny, short quick fire jokes RULE!
 




Lammy

Registered Abuser
Oct 1, 2003
7,581
Newhaven/Lewes/Atlanta
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