Chants For The Lib Dem Conference?

[The Large One]

Where do you get lies from?
Lewes, Lewes

You're just a bunch of liars
You're just a bunch of liars

You can stick your Lewes Lib Dems up your arse
You can stick your Lewes Lib Dems up your arse
You can stick your Lewes Lib Dems
Stick your Lewes Lib Dems
Stick your Lewes Lib Dems up your arse - sideways

Campbell, Campbell sort them out
Campbell sort them out

Campbell, Campbell kick them out
Campbell kick them out

 

[smudge]

There's only one Norman Baker,
One Norman Baker,
With a packet of sweets & a cheeky smile,
Baker is a f***ing paedophile!

 

[smudge]

In your Lewes slums, in your Lewes slums,
You look in your open plan freezer for something to eat,
You find some wild salmon & you think it's a treat,
In your Lewes slums.

 

[smudge]

What's that blocking out the sunlight?
What's that ruining the view?
It's Dick knight & his boys, making all the f***ing noise,
& Lewes it's got f*** to do with YOU!

 

[smudge]

Tiptoe, through the twittens, wiv yer sandals,
get the fondue in.

 

[smudge]

What about a banner.

LIB DEMS WANT PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION.
THE MAJOR PROPORTION OF BRIGHTON WANT FALMER
LIB DEMS ARE AGAINST FALMER
LIB DEMS ARE A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITICAL C***S!

Not succint enough methinks!

 

[BlueWhite]

Tiptoe, through the twittens, wiv yer sandals,
get the fondue in.

We have a winner

 

[smudge]

Pointing at Lewes.

"You can't see Falmer from there,
You can't see Falmer from there,
You can't see Falmer from there,
From There.....etc"

 

[Harold]

What's that blocking out the sunlight?
What's that ruining the view?
It's Dick knight & his boys, making all the f***ing noise,
& Lewes it's got f*** to do with YOU!

Quality.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Ming when you're winning"?

The old "Falmer, or we vote Tory" worked quite well I thought.

"You're just a small town near Eastbourne"

 

[Man of Harveys]

There's only one Norman Baker,
One Norman Baker,
With a packet of sweets & a cheeky smile,
Baker is a f***ing paedophile!

Like that!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Build a stadium
Build a stadium
Build the car park on the grass
Build the toilets on the duckpond
Baker stick that up your....

 

[Man of Harveys]

"Turds in your manbags...you carry turds in your manbags"

 

[Simster]

Lib Dems, wherever you may be,
you don't respect DEMOCRACY
we want our ground
and the voters all agree
can't you see the HYPOCRISY?

 

[Woodchip]

Baker's had your boyfriend
Baker's had your boyfriend
Baker's had your boyfriend....

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

A gormless old tosser called Menzies
Asked "Does anyone know what this thenzies?"
He let out quite a gasp
When I told him "a wasp!"
"And you're holding the end where the stenzies"

 

[Caveman]

WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY!

Include "our" and "taxpayers" if you feel the need.

What about spending money on the flood defences? Anyone got a song about spending tax payers money against the peoples will.

 

[smudge]

Lib Dems
You're just a bunch of Lib Dems
You're just a bunch of Lib Dems
You're just a bunch of Lib Dems

Sung whilst gesturing the wanker sign.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

You should have a chant about Ming Campbell. If it's funny then a journo might use it.