Chants For The Lib Dem Conference?

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Morning.

Anyone got any chants to be sung in an Albion-stylee that might be suitable for the Lib Dem Conference? It's just that a man and his dog in the pub asked me if NSC might be able to come up with something. Have to admit my initial reaction was 'Blimey! A Talking Dog!'.

But having seen some examples of the kind of thing the bloke and his dog are looking for, I feel pretty damn sure that NSC can and MUST do better. Cos I for one have no intention of singing any of the folowing monstrosities:


'Norman Baker is a Liar, is a Liar'

'Democratic, you're having a laugh'

'Sleazy, Sleazy'

'Norman Baker and ADV, have you heard of Democracy? With a knick knack paddywhack, we just want a home. All Lib Dems do is whinge and moan'




WELL?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Although come to think of it, 'Sleazy, Sleazy' complete with embarrassing hand-clapping does have a certain charm

Altogether now:

'Sleazy Sleazy Sleazy '

 

[Brighton Breezy]

My old man
Said be a lib dem fan
I said...

 

[Lokki 7]

Wankers, wankers, wankers...

 

[Billy the Fish]

There's no votes there, there's no votes there
There's no votes there, there's no votes there *pointing*

Government, you're avin a laugh
Government, you're avin a laugh

Can you hear Lib Dem meetings, no, no
Can you hear Lib Dem meetings, no, no
Can you hear Lib Dem meetings,
I can't hear a f***ing thing, no, no
sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Rich Suvner]

No Ground, No Vote
No Ground, No Vote

 

[Man of Harveys]

I used to enjoy the old Belloti favourite "you're scum, and your wife's a slag" which is maybe worth another airing.

 

[Commander]

I used to enjoy the old Belloti favourite "you're scum, and your wife's a slag" which is maybe worth another airing.

Harsh but fair.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I used to enjoy the old Belloti favourite "you're scum, and your wife's a slag" which is maybe worth another airing.

Is the little shit likely to be there?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Is the little shit likely to be there?

Ooooh. Is it compulsary for all members to attend? Someone must know this. Lord B

 

[Man of Harveys]

Is the little shit likely to be there?

Good question - there WILL be a riot if he is and tries to act all tough by showing his face. Given that he had the f***ing nerve to turn up at the first Albion home at Pissfield, I wouldn't put it past the sadistic old cuckold. Anyway, "you're scum, and your WIVES are slags" works just as well.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

For Norman Baker how about:

"MI5 stole your laptop, MI5 stole your laptop."

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Good question - there WILL be a riot if he is and tries to act all tough by showing his face. Given that he had the f***ing nerve to turn up at the first Albion home at Pissfield, I wouldn't put it past the sadistic old cuckold. Anyway, "you're scum, and your WIVES are slags" works just as well.

But at least we knew it was actually true with regard to Jo Bellotti. Not really fair to just tar all the lib-dem 'WAGS' [ ] with the same brush.

What IS fair though is [for the lovely Ann DV]; 'You'ra bitch and your boyfriend's scum'

 

[Woodchip]

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother “What should I be?”
“Should I vote Labour, should I vote Lib-dem?”
Here’s what she said to me,
“Wash your mouth out boy,
The lib-dem’s will give no joy.
So vote for Labour, Roy!
Vote Labour!"

We hate Lib-dem,
We hate Lib-dem,
We hate Lib-dem,
We hate Lib-dem,
We hate Lib-dem,
We hate Lib-dem,
We hate Lib-dem!

 

[Lokki 7]

If Bell end does show is ugly scum face and I rush over to punch it down his throat, is there any chance I will be shot? In which case I may think twice (particularly as I look a bit Brazilian).

 

[Lokki 7]

So vote for Labour, Roy!

Just pissed myself.

 

[Woodchip]

Just pissed myself.

I was running out of rhyming words.

 

[Silent Bob]

If you all hate Lewes council, all hate Lewes council, all hate Lewes council clap your hands

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'So heres to you Ann De Vecchi-o
Brighton hates you more than you will know
Wo-o-o'

 

[Monkster]

You MENZIES Arrhhh..