Chant ideas - Bruno Saltor

[peterward]

Cant be arsed to look back over the thread. but i suggest "Theres no limit"

Bruno
Bruno no no
Bruno no no
bruno Bruno Saltor

Bruno
bruno no no
bruno no no
bruno Bruno Saltor!

simplest and catchiest chant imo, would change the "no no" parts to "bruno" as well

Bruno
Bruno Bruno
Bruno Bruno
bruno.......... Bruno saltor

Bruno
bruno Bruno
bruno Bruno
bruno.......... Bruno saltor

from 0:56 secs

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

"You'll never gonna - pass the bruno saltor on the right hand side
- pass the bruno saltor on the right hand side
He's gonna get yer, gonna make you jump and prance
Bruno gonna smash yer, gonna make you rock in the dance" - apologises to Musical Youth.

Christ what am I doing here - i'll get me coat.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

"You'll never gonna - pass the bruno saltor on the right hand side
- pass the bruno saltor on the right hand side
He's gonna get yer, gonna make you jump and prance
Bruno gonna smash yer, gonna make you rock in the dance" - apologises to Musical Youth.

Christ what am I doing here - i'll get me coat.

INSPIRED!

Also good work Peterward. Definitely swap the no's for Bruno's.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

bruno, bruno saltor,
he's the greatest right back in the league
he's from, catalunya
he's about to make your wingers scream

(flintstones theme)

 

[crasher]

Oh we sign all our players now from Spain
Y Viva Espana!
And they all come in on the Gatwick plane
Y Viva Espana!

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

To the choon of Copacabana by Baz Manilow

His name is Bruno
He plays for Brighton
So all your strikers should be frightened

He comes from Valencia
To make our defence better
Brunoooooo Saltoooooorrrr

etc etc

 

[imissworthing2]

Take the last train to Falmer
and he'll meet you at the station
be there by 2.50
you've got an invitition
from Bru-no

oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh

Bru-no won't let the opposition score a goal

 

[dennis]

To the tune of Go West ( You're shit and you know you are )

Salter's gonna pepper you
Salter's gonna pepper you!

it's not a piss take, it's a condiment!

 

[Alfie87]

This tune- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ78uoKqyPM, We bring an arsenal. Lostprophets

Bruno Saltor is sung "Bruno Saltaa"

Bruno Saltaa, la la laa, la la la la la
Bruno Saltaa came from Va-a-len-cia.

and repeat

What do you think? I think it works

 

[desprateseagull]

(To Old MacDonalds Farm)

Gustavo Poyet had a team, e-i-e-i-o
And in that team he had some FLAIR, e-i-e-i-o
With a BRU-NO here and a BRU-NO there
Here a BRU, there a BRU
Everwhere a BRU-NO
Gustavo Poyet had a team, e-i-e-i-o!

*i'll get me coat*

shouldn that be..
Mr Poyet's got a new player- B R U N O.. etc

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM - let me hear you say Bruno...BRUNO!
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM - let me hear you say Bruno...BRUNO!

whenever he makes a crunching / last ditch tackle.

 

[Mackenzie]

Bruno Salter, Slaphead Psycho.....clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

(to the tune of you're going home in a Sussex ambulance)

 

[Winker]

personally, I prefer Calderon.

 

[LadySeagull]

I presume his surname is pronounced 'Sall Torr' (not salter)? And wikipedia suggests he is just known as Bruno.

So how about adapting Dexy's Midnight Runners' Geno lyrics?


''Geno! Geno! Geno! Geno! Geno!'' = Brun-o! Brun-o! Brun-o! Brun-o! Brun-o!

any ideas about adapting those lyrics apart from the obvious:

''Woh-oh-oh Bruno-o''?

 

[T soprano]

Da da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da
We love you Bruno coz you got no hair
We love you Bruno coz you got Spanish flair
We love you Bruno coz your Brighton through & through

We love you Bruno we love to watch you play
We love you Bruno they all say were gay
We love you Bruno coz your Brighton through & through

(everyone goes mental now for the song finale)
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

 

[SeagullSongs]

I think the second No Limit one would work pretty well!

 

[Gullys Cats]

(That's Amore)

He ain't got no hair
But he's got spanish flare
Bruno Saltor!!!!!


A clear winner......

 

[Butch Willykins]

it's not new, it's been done before, but how about

B-R-U-N-O (to the tune of D-I-S-C-O)

...... although I do like the 'No limit' idea

 

[Bold Seagull]

To the choon of Copacabana by Baz Manilow

His name is Bruno
He plays for Brighton
So all your strikers should be frightened

He comes from Valencia
To make our defence better
Brunoooooo Saltoooooorrrr

etc etc

Same tune:

He's Bruno Saltor
Not from Gibraltor
He plays with lots of flair
and with very little hair

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Sorry but this arrived in my head from nowhere: (tune of 'Solitaire')

Now Saltor's the only game in town
And every cocky striker gets hacked down
It used to be Paintor now its Bruno Saltor