[Technology] Celebrity Jungle

[Simster]

Good first episode but how cool was the lad Jenner? A sky dive, then he stays in a car full of spiders while everyone else bails out.

I reckon nothing's gonna phase this chap, but then if you can lose your cock and balls and come through the other side you're not going to fear a few jungle critters.

I'm looking forward to someone being told they've got to eat kangeroo gonads, someone "hilariously" making a joke about hoping they're not actually Caitlyn's old meat and two veg, him/her taking it the wrong way and all hell breaking loose. Come on Celeb Jungle, give the public what they want to see.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I'm looking forward to someone being told they've got to eat kangeroo gonads, someone "hilariously" making a joke about hoping they're not actually Caitlyn's old meat and two veg, him/her taking it the wrong way and all hell breaking loose. Come on Celeb Jungle, give the public what they want to see.

Could happen if Ant falls off the wagon. I can see it now: "JENNER'S JUNGLE JEWELS GEORDIE JIBE!"

 

[Palacefinder General]

I must be about the only person in the UK who cannot stand Ant & Dec....couple of complete twats imo.

See also Willoughby, Holly.

 

[dazzer6666]

I'm looking forward to someone being told they've got to eat kangeroo gonads, someone "hilariously" making a joke about hoping they're not actually Caitlyn's old meat and two veg, him/her taking it the wrong way and all hell breaking loose. Come on Celeb Jungle, give the public what they want to see.

........................ideally involving rugby player turned MMA fighter and colossal lump Haskell (who screamed like a girl when confronted by a lickle spider).

 

[Greg Bobkin]

As tenuous links go, this one's a corker

https://www.brightonandhovenews.org...G3T9zZnbXrQRVgZXX4L3nfaCpcyXRlWTGzZuVZo-pvNoA

 

[Dick Swiveller]

As tenuous links go, this one's a corker

https://www.brightonandhovenews.org...G3T9zZnbXrQRVgZXX4L3nfaCpcyXRlWTGzZuVZo-pvNoA

Piss Off Timmy.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Piss Off Timmy.

Oops – I didn't notice the byline. In fairness, I should've guessed from the drivel that followed the headline, but I humbly apologise and won't contaminate the board with his filth ever again...

 

[Pinkie Brown]

Piss Off Timmy.

Timmy's tenuous drivel has been picked up by the lampoon page; Angry People in Local Newspapers. Ending up there isn't a great career move. Especially when you get the pissed ripped out of you in the comments section.


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2882879641757020&id=922716137773390

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Jenner will win this. 9 to 1 before and now 3 to 1 after a day. This show is set up for her. Might as well get on the 3 to 1 now. Buying money

 

[Justice]

Jenner will win this. 9 to 1 before and now 3 to 1 after a day. This show is set up for her. Might as well get on the 3 to 1 now. Buying money

I’m thinking the portly girl from Albert Sq will win just a hunch.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Jenner is the first one to cry & talk about home.

 

[Guinness Boy]

As tenuous links go, this one's a corker

https://www.brightonandhovenews.org...G3T9zZnbXrQRVgZXX4L3nfaCpcyXRlWTGzZuVZo-pvNoA

No, definitely post this. The loser has even nicked the ironic thread title off here but missed the capital "J" at the start of Jungle.

Magnificent.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Great pokies from Nadine.

 

[Motogull]

I hope they have a karaoke session. Until I see Jenner singing an Aerosmith number, something is missing.

 

[vegster]

Just viewed half an hour, poor line up apart from Wrighty and Jossa, surely they are running out of Boy/Girl Band no marks ?

 

[Simster]

Wife and eldest watching this. It is particularly tedious today.

 

[clapham_gull]

I think they blew the budget on the line up last year and this year directed it towards a single individual.

I doubt I will ever see another Celebrity Jungle in my lifetime with the talent of Barrowman, Edmonds, Knowles and Redknapp in the same main camp.

However it is early and other series have started slowly. It will get more interesting as the rice and beans kick in.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Roman Kemp my idea of a winner at the minute. Had a go at the 6-1.

Lots of deadwood. That Adele Roberts is a cure for insomnia.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Still no wiser tbh...never heard of her.

Having just looked at the cast list, and having even looked elsewhere to find pictures of them, I have no idea of who at least 7 of them are. I say "at least" because the Radio Tmes website only lists 10 contestants when I believe there are 12.

But I'm not bothered anyway...…………..

 

[Pavilionaire]

Adele's luxury item = a framed photo of Jane McDonald, while the chubby soap bird gives up and lets the Irishman complete the Dingo Dollar challenge by himself. There's 2 deadwood right there - obviously no budget left after Ant's rehab.