Catch a plastic premiership fan out

[T soprano]

How many plastic man utd , Chelsea & Arsenal fans are you working with that you know dont really have a clue about football .
They come into work with their shirts on ( if you work on a building site ) giving it the Billy big bollocks after a weekend ,yeah van Persie was great what a team up the reds man utd forever crap but get closer to the weekend on a Thursday or Friday I dare you to ask them this question...

" who Man United playing then at the weekend "
Watch their faces as they squirm to find an answer "erm eh oh don't think oh I've been really busy this week not had time to look at the fixtures "
Yeah right then so don't come in Monday morning giving it the
"3-0 to the mighty reds "," champions" bullocks Then calling my local side that I support a load of shit when they live in lancing

RANT OVER!!

 

[Superphil]

To be honest, I know a couple of 'plastic' united fans, and a Chelsea fan, they are all obsessed with 'their' teams, put me to shame sometimes with their knowledge of the game/season.

 

[T soprano]

To be honest, I know a couple of 'plastic' united fans, and a Chelsea fan, they are all obsessed with 'their' teams, put me to shame sometimes with their knowledge of the game/season.

I know some plastics do have a good football knowledge , I'm talking about plastic plastic plastic fans that just say they support ManUtd because they're plastic football fans that probably have never been to Old Trafford or even own Sky Sports to watch them play even in their armchair

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

I bet none of them so lack a clue as to think John Virgo used to play for them.

 

[BBassic]

Or you could not make a big deal of it and go about your life.

 

[Return of the Rev]

I bet none of them so lack a clue as to think John Virgo used to play for them.

180!

 

[T soprano]

Or you could not make a big deal of it and go about your life.

Not making a big deal me ol mate it's just a bit of fun I've written a comment on a message board for a laugh and now I'll forget about it and have a lovely day I might return to the thread a couple of times throughout the day to see if anyone has posted anything humorous on it like goldstone rapper as just done then this thread will fall down the pages and end up in the NSC wastelands

 

[BadFish]

180!

Do you mean 147?

 

[Kent Seagull]

I know some plastics do have a good football knowledge , I'm talking about plastic plastic plastic fans that just say they support ManUtd because they're plastic football fans that probably have never been to Old Trafford or even own Sky Sports to watch them play even in their armchair

To be fair, anyone who watches all their football sitting in an armchair with a commentary and listening to pundits, probably will soak up more information about certain aspects of the game than someone who spends Saturday afternoons enjoying a pie and pint watching their local team, especially if they don't buy a program. Half the time I haven't got a clue about opposition players, I just enjoy being there!

 

[Return of the Rev]

do you mean 147?

howszat!

 

[T soprano]

Do you mean 147?

Here we go

 

[T soprano]

I bet none of them so lack a clue as to think John Virgo used to play for them.

Will I ever live it down ( even though it was a hoax )

 

[Return of the Rev]

Will I ever live it down ( even though it was a hoax )

cue more ribbing

 

[T soprano]

cue more ribbing

I'm tickled PINK about it to be honest

 

[BadFish]

I'm tickled PINK about it to be honest

Don't lie. You are feeling Blue and very RED faced. My guess is you are right BROWNED off.

 

[T soprano]

I could of ended up RED faced but I'm not YELLOW I never walk away some people might think my knowledge of football is a bit GREEN but I never get BROWNed of with abuse , I'm always feeling BLUE and tickled PINK by the banter but dont like it when people cast a BLACK cloud

 

[T soprano]

Don't lie. You are feeling Blue and very RED faced. My guess is you are right BROWNED off.

Snap, took me a while to write all that I got all the colours in though

 

[BadFish]

Snap, took me a while to write all that I got all the colours in though

You CUED me up pefectly. We should CHALK that one up as a draw. Although you got more colours in so you should be in the FRAME for a win.

 

[kingcole]

Or you could not make a big deal of it and go about your life.

Why don't you just suck on an exhaust fume filled hosepipe!

 

[DanielT]

Why don't you just suck on an exhaust fume filled hosepipe!

What's that got to do with snooker?!