Carlos Tevez STAYS

[Ernest]

Must have BUNGED him another million a week or summat

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Carlos! Carlos! Carlos! This time the revolution will not be televised.

 

[Farehamseagull]

Another tiresome farce from the Premiershite to add to the Rooney one. What has happened to the beautiful game?

 

[Easy 10]

Get ready for some copious badge-kissing if he scores tonight.

 

[SirElliotBennett]

I thought he'd do a Rooney

 

[Brownstuff]

Has he decided he is no longer homesick?
I've had enough of this agent/press bullshit

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Another tiresome farce from the Premiershite to add to the Rooney one. What has happened to the beautiful game?

Some nasty people threw obscene amounts of money at it & everybody turned into egotistical tossers. Oh, & they almost completely forgot about the football.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Has he decided he is no longer homesick?
I've had enough of this agent/press bullshit

Indeed. The principle reason was apparently he misses his daughters... Something has obviously changed his mind in a week or so.

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[Easy 10]

I think he's woken up to the fact that no other club in the world will pay him what he's on now, let alone whatever other demands he / Joorabchian were making.

Plus the fact they've let him have 4 days a month off to jet to and from Buenos Aires (even letting him use the 4 days for a nice little break in Tenerife). He's not going to get that kind of treatment elsewhere.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I think he's woken up to the fact that no other club in the world will pay him what he's on now, let alone whatever other demands he / Joorabchian were making.

Plus the fact they've let him have 4 days a month off to jet to and from Buenos Aires (even letting him use the 4 days for a nice little break in Tenerife). He's not going to get that kind of treatment elsewhere.

No doubt they provide a team of luscious South American virgins to wipe his arse at any hour of the day or night...

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I think he's woken up to the fact that no other club in the world will pay him what he's on now, let alone whatever other demands he / Joorabchian were making.

Plus the fact they've let him have 4 days a month off to jet to and from Buenos Aires (even letting him use the 4 days for a nice little break in Tenerife). He's not going to get that kind of treatment elsewhere.

I think the Sheik has promised to tow England nearer to the South Atlantic, then build a bridge across from Manchester to Buenos Aries. They probably have the money to do it too.

 

[Easy 10]

No doubt they provide a team of luscious South American virgins to wipe his arse at any hour of the day or night...

I bet they'd rather do that than shag him.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I bet they'd rather do that than shag him.

Oh I say!

 

[ILIKECANDLES]

Another step along the road to association football becoming a wwe type panto.

 

[proctor_bhafc]

Tevez is a joke! Simple!

 

[southstandg]

This is what football is turning too, although I totally disagree with all this money business! Football is soon to be a money grabbing game.

 

[Farehamseagull]

This is what football is turning too, although I totally disagree with all this money business! Football is soon to be a money grabbing game.

Soon to be? We arrived there 17 years ago mate

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Crock of shite!

 

[Fawkesy]

just a question of when and not if he will leave now.

was very shocked to see him wearing the captains armband last night!

 

[fleet]

He isn't the special one then.