Careers for BristolSeagull. Let NSC decide.

[hans kraay fan club]

Right, here's the deal. Bristol Seagull needs a job, but doesn't know what.

" I need a f***ing job.......
Right, finishd uni, did well (2:1 LLB Law degree) have no desire to enter the legal profession, as its far too dull,

dont know WHAT to do with myself, all the graduate jobs down south are bloody recruitment or sales (which i have 2 interviews for next week)

what should i do? i really enjoyed the research aspect of my degree (dissertation etc...)

what should i do?


Last edited by bristolseagull on 12-01-2007 at 14:44



Choose one...

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Right. So you do a law degree and you dont want to do anything in the legal profession.

Maybe someone could explain that one to me?

In that case I say McDonalds.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Right. So you do a law degree and you dont want to do anything in the legal profession.

Maybe someone could explain that one to me?

In that case I say McDonalds.

Dammit! That so should have been on the poll. As it is the jury is split between 'Prostitute' and 'Soccerball Player'. I guess it depends where his skills lie.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I recon a recruitment consultant, but the down side is that Frank will want to come over and do unspeakable things to his mum

 

[bristolseagull]

Cool, cheers matey,

prostitution sounds good to me......

 

[bristolseagull]

Right. So you do a law degree and you dont want to do anything in the legal profession.

Maybe someone could explain that one to me?

In that case I say McDonalds.

i'll explain, i did 3 years of law and found it boring, i worked hard and achieved a decent result,

but im f***ed if im going to spend the next 40 years of my life doing something i dont enjoy.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Well Hans I have voted for the Army.

After all those wated years at UNI. May as well do some good for Queen and Country!!!!

 

[Uncle Buck]

but im f***ed if im going to spend the next 40 years of my life doing something i dont enjoy.

Best not bother getting a job then...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Well Hans I have voted for the Army.

After all those wated years at UNI. May as well do some good for Queen and Country!!!!

Nice theory, but as he has a degree after basic training it will be off to Sandhurst, maybe a bit of active service and then some desk job as an analysist or the like, whilst learning another language. Then off to GCHQ Listening Station for a bit to translate those intercepts from a cave, leave army and get paid a fortune as an arabic language specialist.

Get him in the Para's, P Company will have him wanting to go to the Guildford College of Law quick enough.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Keith Harris impressionist. “Are you looking at my bird?”

 

[bristolseagull]

Well Hans I have voted for the Army.

After all those wated years at UNI. May as well do some good for Queen and Country!!!!

toyed with that funnily enough.........

 

[Yorkie]

Best not bother getting a job then...

Wise wise words. All jobs have some boredom.

 

[bristolseagull]

Wise wise words. All jobs have some boredom.

well yeah, kind of think i'd like to work for myself, ive been interior decorating for the last 6 months (family business- kind of)

thinking of doing an interior design course then starting up a company- i have lots of contacts (mainly through letting agents) and reckon i'd make a good go of it.

 

[Curious Orange]

Bristol eh? Lots of sailors down that way, I think the career choice is OBVIOUS!

 

[Yorkie]

well yeah, kind of think i'd like to work for myself, ive been interior decorating for the last 6 months (family business- kind of)

thinking of doing an interior design course then starting up a company- i have lots of contacts (mainly through letting agents) and reckon i'd make a good go of it.

Well, there you are then. Problem solved everyone.

 

[DIFFBROOK]

Prostitution must be his future career. I reckon he would make a mint. Plus he would know all about the legal loopholes.

However, he would need a manager (cough Pimp) and I'm that man. I'll only charge the usual 15%.

He's young, fit and virile. So I'll aim him for the wealthier client.

If all is agreeable, then I will start advertising on here for a maid.

 

[bristolseagull]

How do you know im "young fit and virile" ?


(i am all of those things though)

 

[DIFFBROOK]

How do you know im "young fit and virile" ?


(i am all of those things though)

From what you have posted on here. I'm sure it was you with the "tall bird" etc

 

[bristolseagull]

Yes yes, your right,



still friends with the lanky chick funnily enough............

 

[Redhead]

Be an estate agent, everyone knows you get 10,000 superfan points for being an estate agent.